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BuzZz
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#1 Post by BuzZz » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:33 pm

Went for a ride tonight. Just before I got home, I was stopped at a red light and a kid on ZX-6 pulled up next to me in the next lane. He started revving his engine out and doing small dry-hops, I could see he wanted to race.

So I leaned over the front end and brought my revs up like I was getting ready to go at it with him. My bike has a stock can on it, but there ain't much inside it so it's pretty loud, and sounds pretty mean too. The kid got real excited then and started winging his throttle up and down hard like an idiot. When the light turned green I got off first because his revs were down, but he got rolling and took off like a bat outta hell. I let him get ahead, then sat up and accelerated up to the speed limit.

The kid was too obviously busy staring me down to see the cop parked up the road about 200 yards. I seen him. :twisted:

Racer-boy went by that cop at full steam and still hard into it. The cop must have thought it was Christmas. I went by them at the side of the road with much exaggerated pointing and mock laughter. The punk flipped me off. :laughing:

I'm such a dick....... :mrgreen:
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#2 Post by PacificShot327 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:44 pm

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Sweet justice.
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#3 Post by RhadamYgg » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:57 pm

Nice! Maybe that'll tone down his testosterone and he'll save it for the track...

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#4 Post by Brackstone » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:12 pm

lol Buzz,

That's hilarious :)

Honestly I go fast on the roads, but I don't race or egg on other bikers like that. Funny as hell man :D
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#5 Post by BuzZz » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:18 pm

I would like to say I did it to teach the kid a lesson.

But I didn't. It was purely malicious. I seen the cop before the kid pulled up. When I saw he wanted to screw around, I made sure to wind him up. I launched harder than I wanted to because he was a squid and blew his take-off. I was a total bread all the way.

And I would do it again. :twisted:
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#6 Post by jaskc78 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:05 pm

Awesome.
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#7 Post by paul246 » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:26 am

At least you're an honest joyk.
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#8 Post by Greg . » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:52 am

LOL :laughing: :laughing:
That's funny. Maybe he learned something.
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#9 Post by Kuurus » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:14 am

LOL !! The Death Beaver strike again !
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#10 Post by king robb » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:57 am

more proof canadians are evil. :laughing:
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