BuzZz wrote:You are a real blonde? Things are finally looking up today.
What you need to do is send me multiple bikini(-less ) pics of yourself, and then I will automatically post one of me in a helmet and an orange parka, this will automatically trigger my Liberian buddy to mail you $24 million in cash to save it from being confiscated by their government (not like the Nigerian Scam where they need your bank info ), as well as Bill Gates sending you a check for $31,000 accrued by him donating $.0003 for every email ever sent from your postal code, and the little 7yr. old girl in Kansas will receive her heart/lung transplant she's been waiting for 12 years to get.
How can you pass up a deal like that? I mean, it's a 7yr. old girl, after all.....
My email addy is listed on my profile here..... I'll be expecting a heavily attached email from you soon.
Are you that blonde? Or do I need to pull out the Big Guns? (the promise of shiny trinkets is usually enough, and certainly not above me . Or do I have to call my good friend Bono and get you a reality TV show?)
WOOPSIE, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THOSE ARE A SCAM?
My own reality Show...Cool. The life and times of an Alberta girl working in the oil patch. God have mercy it would put the trailer park boys to shame. Hee Hee!
Actually i am a real blonde. Fake Blondes are the ones who give the real blondes a bad name. If all i get is a picture of an orange parka, well pumpkin, thats not enough of a trade off.
Triumphgirl wrote:Actually i am a real blonde. Fake Blondes are the ones who give the real blondes a bad name. :
I once worked with a young red-head. One day she pumped gas into a deisel VW Rabbit. Then, right after we dealt with the very angry customer, she promptly pumped deisel into a gas VW Rabbit.
I told her that if it weren't for the fact she had red hair, I'd swear she was blonde. She started to cry while blubbering something about dying her hair...
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"Four wheels move the body.
Two wheels move the soul!"
) pics of yourself, and then I will automatically post one of me in a helmet and an orange parka, this will automatically trigger my Liberian buddy to mail you $24 million in cash to save it from being confiscated by their government (not like the Nigerian Scam where they need your bank info
), as well as Bill Gates sending you a check for $31,000 accrued by him donating $.0003 for every email ever sent from your postal code, and the little 7yr. old girl in Kansas will receive her heart/lung transplant she's been waiting for 12 years to get.
. Or do I have to call my good friend Bono and get you a reality TV show?)
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Hey i did it. I finally got it figured out. 
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