Beating that Dead Horse

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Beating that Dead Horse

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Did anyone else catch that new American Chopper on TV? Or did I just dream that? Cause I'm sure I saw a Sr.'s-shop-vs-Jr.'s-shop-kinda-thing going on.... hopefully it was just a nightmare. :hypno:

Isn't this thing dead yet? Is the TV viewing public that braindead?

Oh yeah, I forgot..... Survivor, Big Brother, Biggest Loser..... a large portion of the public eats that shiit up...... :frusty:

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It's not a nightmare, unless Im having the same one. :roll: How many more 20 ft long phallic, advertising, throw up machines can they possibly make?
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Judging by that POS Paul SR. crapped out in the show, it can't be too many more. That thing was almost unridable. So I'm thinkin' soon someone is going to build a bike that really does kill somebody, probably somebody named Paul, and that will be the end of it......
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Did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning, the one next to the wall :lol: At least we get to see bikes in between the soaps, those things drive me to play Wii :oops:
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The side of the bed against the wall is the right side. In my bedroom, anyway......
The wrong side is a 25ft drop into a pit of broken glass. :roll:
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But that's not the point right now....

I could wake up tomorrow on a mattress made of money and nekkid women on a tropical beach and I would still hate this show.
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#6 Unread post by JC Viper »

Maybe you're not watching it in HD, everything is better in HD. The kind marketing people told me so.

As for the bedroom... time to designate another room to be a bedroom?
One thing you can count on: You push a man too far, and sooner or later he'll start pushing back.

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Nah that's how he likes it. Keeps him on his toes and the women he dragged home from the bar from escaping before he wakes up!
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#8 Unread post by BuzZz »

That was my thought at first, Wrider. But after waking up to several sobbing/screaming/bleeding bar conquests, I'm having a rethink....... :humm:
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#9 Unread post by Gummiente »

Wrider, you know what Buzz does when women are screaming and banging on his door at 2am? He gets up and let's them out.

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Who can sleep with all that racket going on?
Of course I let them out.
As long as I'm done, anyway. :devil:
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