You might be from Minnesota IF....

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Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 24
inches
of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,

you might live in Minnesota.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each
Year,
because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,

you might live in Minnesota.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too Spendy",
you
might live in Minnesota.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, (but
the
one in the mall is open year round!)

you might live in Minnesota.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You
might live in Minnesota.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Minnesota.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

(like going to the boys baseball games!)

you might live in Minnesota.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

you might live in Minnesota.

If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Bemidji, Shakopee
,Winton
and Ely.

you might live in Minnesota.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,

you might live in Minnesota.

"Vacation" means going up north past Brainerd for the weekend. You
measure
distance in hours. You know several people who have hit deer more than
once.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.