Merry Christmas from Total Motorcycle.com! :)

[lee-mag-ma]

nice! very cool

A good friend sent me this...Enjoy all

'Twas the night before Christmas, and not until Spring

Would a motor be running, not even a Wing.

The bikes are all sleeping, they're covered and warm,

Batteries are tended, nylon covers their form.

My bros were all nestled down snug in their beds,

While visions of new chrome danced in their heads.



And I in my do-rag, bike jacket and boots,

Out shoveling snow and dreaming of scoots.

Then from the horizon there came such a clatter,

My shovel I dropped, what could be the matter?

Away up the hill, I slogged through the snow,

Looked up at the sky; where'd all the noise go?



Then a throb from the heavens, like straight pipes so hearty

Gave Summers' good thoughts, a loud bikers party,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a Hog Ultra Classic, red trailer in rear!

With a little old rider, so lively and quick.

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.



More rapid than a V-Rod his Ultra came on,

And he whistled and shouted and sang out this song;

"Now Springer! Now Dyna! On Ultra and Softail!

Now Vulkan! Now Injun! On Victory and Honda!

To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!

Now RIDE away! RIDE away! RIDE away all!"

As small bikes that from the semis do fly,

When they meet with the air blast, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top that Ultra it flew,

With a trailer of goodies and ole' St. Nick too.



And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,

The rumble and thunder of pipes that gave proof.

I ran in the house, boots thumping around,

And in came St. Nick and bearded and round,

Dressed all in black leather, from do-rag to boot,

His chaps were all tarnished with road grime and soot.



A T-bag of goodies he'd flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack,

His shades -- how they twinkled! His do-rag how scary,

With chains intertwined, through skulls that were cherry!

His droll little mouth had done many a row,

So the beard of his chin was as white as the snow,

The stump of a pipe he held in his teeth,

The smoke had a strange smell; it gave him relief.



He had a broad face and a large, over-hung beer belly,

That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was tattooed and plump, a right jolly old rider.

So I offered a cold brew, thought what could be righter?

A wink of his eye as he downed that cold beer,

Gave me to know I had nothing to fear.



He spoke not a word but went to my ride,

And fixed it with Chrome, Horsepower and Pride,

And giving the peace sign with bikers good cheer,

Strode off to his Ultra rumbling near.

He sprang on the saddle, his gloves on the bars,

A wheelie he threw; then off towards the stars.

I heard him exclaim, as my chest swelled with pride,

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD RIDE"

[mogster]

Wishing all a Happy Christmas time wherever they are & peaceful New Year.

Being a grumpy puritanical Scot I choose not to make a great fuss of Christmas (Iam working - by choice), but will be blessed to be able to celebrate family, life,health & love with my kin tomorrow on the Solstice eve.

[pchast]

Happy Holiday All!

[sapaul]

May you all have a happy and safe festive season

[Loonette]

Merry times to all... enjoy your holiday celebrations!!

Cheers,
Loonette

[slidderhd]

Thanks for at least calling it Christmas. Merry Christmas guys. Please remember the reason for this season.

[mogster]

Please remember the reason for this season.

Any reason to offer good wishes to another is worth celebrating including the birth of the Christian Messiah. I agree with the sentiment that too much emphasis on materialistic presents + overeating rather overshadows the many traditions of midwinter celebration including Solstice, Yule & Hannukah.

Let us celibrate this wonderful varied & fascinating world in which we live.

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[Loonette]

Thank you, Mogster. And awesome avatars, by the way!!

There are many reasons for this season. I for one am all for anything (or representation thereof) that inspires humans to pursue a positive, peaceful, and caring life. No one has a "corner on that market". Winter Solstice officially begins at 12:30 on 12/22 in my part of the world. I'm working midnights, so as I walk home in the morning, I get to greet the first sunrise of the new year. I'm very much looking forward to that! Baby Jesus has his day, but there are many other worthy days to celebrate with messages worth emminating in our every-day lives throughout the year. Blessed be to all.

Cheers,
Loonette

p.s. My b-day is January 1. One of my other favorite days for celebrating.

[mogster]

I for one am all for anything (or representation thereof) that inspires humans to pursue a positive, peaceful, and caring life. Blessed be to all.

I'm so glad you replied Loonette, I was worried that my comments may have been misinterpreted, but I should have more faith in the broad & open minds of the TMW community!

Another cartoon to celebrate a new dawn...............................

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[dr_bar]

Trying like heck to get into the Christmas spirit, when your work is at it's highest level at this time of year, it's a tough job... To help in this endeavor, I've been listening to the all Christmas music radio station while I drive around town all night. I knew I had to change the station this morning, when a song came on wishing every day was Christmas day...