A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, ""dog"!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
men should listen
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freebird73
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Re: men should listen
*grunt*
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dr_bar
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Re: men should listen
Old
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"Four wheels move the body.
Two wheels move the soul!"
"Four wheels move the body.
Two wheels move the soul!"
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Johnj
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Re: men should listen
Pork chops and bacon.
People say I'm stupid and apathetic. I don't know what that means, and I don't care.
Always wear a helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing. Never ride under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Always wear a helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing. Never ride under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
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Re: men should listen
I had a dog that was a pig worrier (teaser), it would run up to any pig on the farm barking "Apple sauce, apple sauce".
Always ask why.
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dr_bar
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Re: men should listen
Share your fire with a man and he'll be warm for a night.
Set that man on fire, though, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Set that man on fire, though, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
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Two wheels move the soul!"
"Four wheels move the body.
Two wheels move the soul!"
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Re: men should listen
Mmmmm...Bacon!!Johnj wrote:Pork chops and bacon.
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Re: men should listen
Bacon... the maple kind. 