Tonto might be onto something here.....

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BuzZz
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Tonto might be onto something here.....

#1 Unread post by BuzZz »

A young woman from New York City was driving
through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down.

An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift to
a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.


The ride into town was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a loud whoop that echoed back from the surrounding hills.


When they arrived in Bartlesville, he let her off at the local Phillips
66 service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.


"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service
station attendant.

"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around
his waist and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback."
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#2 Unread post by bennettoid »

So did he take the long way to town and do a little cantering along the way?
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#3 Unread post by BuzZz »

He better have. If it was me, we would still be riding around the countryside 'lost'.
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#4 Unread post by sapaul »

When he parked the horse did he leave his injun running.
I spent my therapy money an a K1200S
The therapy worked, I got a GS now
A touch of insanity crept back in the shape of an R1200R

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