turpentine

[bennettoid]

A little boy was sitting on the curb

with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.



A little while later a Priest came along

and asked the little boy what he had.



The little boy replied,
"This is the most powerful liquid in the world,

it's called turpentine."

The Priest said,

"No, the most powerful liquid in the world

is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water

and rub it on a pregnant women's belly,

she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied,

"You take some of this here turpentine

and rub it on a cat's behind and he'll pass

a Harley Davidson.

[Vit0r]

lol