So there's these 3 guys....
They all die, and at the gates of heaven, they are met by St Peter. He says to the first guy,
"How many times have you cheated on your wife?", and the first guy says "Never, i was completely faithful, i love my wife so much". To which St Peter replied "here, take this ferrari, drive around heaven in this." So the guy did.
Second guy walks up, "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" says St Peter, "ah, maybe around 25 times says the guy", "Here, take this honda" says St Peter, so he does and he drives off.
Third guy walks up, "How many times have you cheated on your wife?", and the guys says "Oh "fudge", i can 't even count". So St Peter gives him a moped and sends him on his way.
A couple weeks later in heaven, the guys run into each other, and the ferrari guy looks really depressed. So the others ask "what's wrong buddy?" He looks at them with a grimace on his face and says, "i just saw my wife on a skateboard"