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LADIES - Would this Pick-up line work on you?

#1 Unread post by Vit0r »

Say you see a guy walking towards his bike. He glances over at you with a smile and says:

"Ey ma, wanna take a ride on my crotch rocket?"

How would you take it? Would you be insulted or would you giggle? Or would you slap him?

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#2 Unread post by Loonette »

I'm too old for such folly! :wink: I prefer the direct approach. Like... if you want to give her a ride on your bike, just say "bike". If you want to give her a ride on something else, just say "whatever the something else is". But if that's your style, then I guess go with it?

Seriously though, I wouldn't offer a ride on my bike to anyone that I didn't know and trust explicitly (nor would I accept a ride from just anyone who offered). You have no idea how good of a passenger someone else will be. There may even be some liability involved - at least make sure that your target is at least 18 years old and has proper gear. That way if you crash, there won't be an angry family coming to sue your smooth-talkin' behiny. Good luck in your quest.

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#3 Unread post by Ladymx »

Have to agree with Loonete on this one in all areas.

I would have to admit that I would give a smart A** response in return, but that is just my style.

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#4 Unread post by Rouge_Dragon »

I'd laugh and tell him his rocket is to small...besides "rockets just aint my thing"
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#5 Unread post by KarateChick »

Rouge_Dragon wrote:I'd laugh and tell him his rocket is to small...besides "rockets just aint my thing"
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#6 Unread post by blues2cruise »

How about....
"Do you like motorcycles?"

"I have a spare helmet if you'd like to go for a ride sometime."
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#7 Unread post by Sev »

I've found that, "if you ever want to go for a ride mine still seats two for at least a couple weeks." Works on occasion.

Usually that's following a short conversation on how I always feel more alive after a ride. It's all time eh?
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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Re: Would this Pick-up line work on you?

#8 Unread post by Lion_Lady »

Vit0r wrote:Say you see a guy walking towards his bike. He glances over at you with a smile and says:

"Ey ma, wanna take a ride on my crotch rocket?"

How would you take it? Would you be insulted or would you giggle? Or would you slap him?

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My response would probably be: "I like my rocket better, thanks anyhow."

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#9 Unread post by Spirit »

At my age I'd just feel flattered!! lol I'd have to let him down gently and let him know that I have my own bike - and husband, thank you very much.
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#10 Unread post by Sev »

Spirit wrote:At my age I'd just feel flattered!! lol I'd have to let him down gently and let him know that I have my own bike - and husband, thank you very much.
Now that's funny!
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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