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ninja79 · #1 Unread post by **ninja79** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:46 pm

So I'm coming out of the grocery store today, and some shady looking guy approached me and started telling me the story of how he found a helmet at a gas station and wants to sell it to me for $5. I said no. He continued on, this time uttering the most brilliant phrase: "it's not even stolen or anything". wow!!!

#2 Unread post by **zarakand** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:59 am

I was getting out of class the other day and walking to the train station when some guy approaches me about a video ipod that he just found...wonder who's gonna buy all that stolen stuff

scan · #3 Unread post by **scan** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:35 am

I'm at a fast food drive-thru order speaker the other day and a guy pulls up to me on the right and motions for me to open my window. I roll it down and he says "I have a funny question for you - would you like some speakers for free, there are two of them". I said, no that's OK. He goes on to tell me he accidently go too many. Huh? Then he asks, would I like to buy them for cheap. I thanked him, but one I did not need speakers, and two if a deal sounds too good, it is usually shady. When I pull to the window I tell the lady inside about these guys hitting me up and she says "I would have taken them". I thought to myself, most people probably would have. I hope that's wrong though. Sucks rasing kids in the world sometimes.

Sev · #4 Unread post by **Sev** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:43 am

I'd be to paranoid about buying speakers from some dude off the street to ever do it.

Besides my speakers are better then his

DragonSlayer · Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:56 am

well if the speakers are free...

the guy with the helmet i wouldve been like, lemme see,*BANG* hahaa! helmet across the face...

The Grinch · Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:56 am

wonder who's gonna buy all that stolen stuff

Someone surely will, you can count on that. The market for stolen stuff is what keeps thieves in business. If no one bought the stuff, no one would have an incentive to steal it.

DivideOverflow · Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:12 am

I was walking into a blockbuster one time, and some girl stops me and asks me if I want to buy some cologne... She had some huge "O Ring" guy (probably her pimp) driving her around.

I told her I was allergic (which is probably true... I'm allergic to many cheap colognes, and I'm guessing that stuff was crap). I've had people try to sell me speakers a bunch of times too.

I'm always worried that it is a distraction tactic and another guy is going to jump out and rob me or something... so I probably look really paranoid as I'm looking around and moving my keys inbetween my knuckles in preparation...lol (have a nice big ford key that has a huge plastic base which fits perfectly in my palm). I think I scared a couple of those speaker goons away by doing that.