Well, just don't wear it when he isn't on the back.. you might be mistaken for a lesbian.
Those shirts are amusing, I laughed pretty hard the first time I ever saw one. I like the one that says "I brake randomly." I saw someone wearing one, and breaking really randomly to get people off his rear. Can't say that he didnt warn them.
2008 BMW K1200S
2003 Z1000 - For Sale
1979 KZ650B - Work in progress
2005 Ducati SS 1000DS - sold :'(
1994 VFR750 Interceptor - sold
1984 VF700F Interceptor - sold
2004 Hyosung GV250 - sold
“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.”
- Soren Kierkegaard (19th century Danish philosopher)
Hahaha. My story is nearly the same as yours, except i'm a guy with a girlfriend. I'm going to be going to a MSF course and to get my license, i am just starting to get into biking, but... When i told my girlfriend this is going to be my new and lifelong hobby/way of transport, she said "You better not get the shirt that says 'If you can read this the B1tch fell off'" And like you, i want it so terribly bad.