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MikeyDude · #11 Post by **MikeyDude** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:46 am

earwig wrote:You mean bikers know how to write?

Only Harley riders...

ZooTech · #12 Post by **ZooTech** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:50 am

Mikeydude wrote:
earwig wrote:You mean bikers know how to write?
Only Harley riders...

Filling out a check to the mechanic doesn't count.

Ha ha! Burned!!!

biff · #13 Post by **biff** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:29 pm

That was great.

CNF2002 · #14 Post by **CNF2002** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:23 pm

Yup. This poem made me think of a 'motorcycle friendly' commercial.

Show guy in car, pissed, weaving in and out, cutting people off, calling people idiots, complaining about being late, etc. Suddenly, guy doesnt see bike, guy hits bike with car. Show the biker on the ground, bike trashed, not moving. Fade to black, and we hear a little girls voice "Mommy...when is daddy coming home?"

Corny I know

goodcruisin · #15 Post by **goodcruisin** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:22 pm

should we have a moment of silence or something?

Myself002 · #16 Post by **Myself002** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:33 pm

CNF2002 wrote:Yup. This poem made me think of a 'motorcycle friendly' commercial.

Show guy in car, pissed, weaving in and out, cutting people off, calling people idiots, complaining about being late, etc. Suddenly, guy doesnt see bike, guy hits bike with car. Show the biker on the ground, bike trashed, not moving. Fade to black, and we hear a little girls voice "Mommy...when is daddy coming home?"

Corny I know

How is a biker dieing a 'motorcycle friendly' commercial?

JC Viper · #17 Post by **JC Viper** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:13 pm

I just heard that same excuse today. I was riding along and the sun was out when this idiot in a cage next to me started to change into me so I saw the situation and deemed it better to honk my horn and speed up. The guy starts to severely tailgate me and then he croosed the double yellow only to pull next to me to threaten me that "Remember, you're on a bike."

I stopped calling the police for road rage and complain that the police failed to even acknowledge to contact the mayor and all I received was a harsh phone call to stop accusing the police of not doing their job.

Makes me wonder if certain Americans should be shot. I hope I'm not considered trolling...

Mintbread · #18 Post by **Mintbread** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:55 pm

JCViper528 wrote:I just heard that same excuse today. I was riding along and the sun was out when this idiot in a cage next to me started to change into me so I saw the situation and deemed it better to honk my horn and speed up. The guy starts to severely tailgate me and then he croosed the double yellow only to pull next to me to threaten me that "Remember, you're on a bike."

I hope he drove off with your boot sized dent in his door.

JC Viper · #19 Post by **JC Viper** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:25 pm

"I hope he drove off with your boot sized dent in his door."

Actually I, for some reason, did something bolder and walked right up to his drivers side and he started to drive off even tho the light was still red. Basically he told me that I cut him off as he was switching lanes so I told him that was BS and stood there angry while he a little shaken. Too bad cause i actually felt nervous.

biker_rach · #20 Post by **biker_rach** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:41 pm

JCViper528 wrote:"I hope he drove off with your boot sized dent in his door."

Actually I, for some reason, did something bolder and walked right up to his drivers side and he started to drive off even tho the light was still red. Basically he told me that I cut him off as he was switching lanes so I told him that was BS and stood there angry while he a little shaken. Too bad cause i actually felt nervous.

hehehe, I love the thought of the intimidation factor of a guy getting off his motorbike to go confront someone more ... *personally*