Hey we have Hockey. It's a vicious game played by women in very small skirts during the summer.
Ah, that brings back memories. Back when I was in college, I lived across the street from the hockey field, and, being a typical horns male, would often go watch the women play hockey in their tiny skirts.
'Kitchen' is the room in a house where we keep the stove, fridge and Canadian Tire money. Also usually where most meals are eaten. And often the place where most folks hangout during big, rowdy parties, probably because of close proximity to the beer...
I gotta say I almost pissed myself reading this, eh!
(i think i did)
There would be a really cool signature thingy here if I could figure out how to make one.
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camthepyro wrote:And yeah, most of those canadian jokes made no sense to me, but now I realize how many canadians are on this forum... I'm scared.
You should be. To quote a famous Canadian comic (with reference to a map of North America); "We're bigger than you and we're on top. If we were in prison, you'd be our b*tch".
Great list!
Of course point #16 is the most important!
I always follow the rules.
The only exception to the rule occurs when I make an exception to the rule not to make an exception to the rule and that only occurs under exceptional circumstances.
Mike 
