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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:27 pm
by VermilionX
GeoffXR200R wrote:Well, don't open up with a "hey let's go on a date and "fudge"". Just be like "so, you want to go get lunch/dinner/hangout sometime?". Or if you have any mutual friends "hey, we should get the gang and see a movie or some-such".
of course my friend... unlike riding, im not new to these things like i said earlier. i may not be the most smooth talker but i do know common decency and showing respect to the ladies.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:28 pm
by ZooTech
Hey, Baby...wanna come over to my dojo and check out my katana?

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:29 pm
by VermilionX
damn zoo!
you are so full of innuendoes.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:30 pm
by Kal
GeoffXR200R wrote:Well, don't open up with a "hey let's go on a date and "fudge."
Are we not supposed to say that???
Dang! Dang-a, Dang-a, Din-Dang!
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:32 pm
by Shiv
Well I'm not sure who said it but "surely the saddest words in any language are 'what could have been.' "
You'll never know til you try. Put on your best cologne, your lucky rocket ship underpants, and maybe show a bit of chest hair and she'll be all yours.
And bonus points for some how installing a small stereo system somewhere on your body and playing mood music as you approach her.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:33 pm
by ZooTech
How 'bout opening with, "Hey, baby, do you use Windex in your laundry, 'cuz I can see myself in your pants!"
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:34 pm
by VermilionX
Shiv wrote:Well I'm not sure who said it but "surely the saddest words in any language are 'what could have been.' "
You'll never know til you try. Put on your best cologne, your lucky rocket ship underpants, and maybe show a bit of chest hair and she'll be all yours.
And bonus points for some how installing a small stereo system somewhere on your body and playing mood music as you approach her.
i have peter gabriel's "in your eyes" on my mp3 celphone.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:35 pm
by ZooTech
VermilionX wrote:Shiv wrote:Well I'm not sure who said it but "surely the saddest words in any language are 'what could have been.' "
You'll never know til you try. Put on your best cologne, your lucky rocket ship underpants, and maybe show a bit of chest hair and she'll be all yours.
And bonus points for some how installing a small stereo system somewhere on your body and playing mood music as you approach her.
i have peter gabriel's "in your eyes" on my mp3 celphone.

But no chest hair! Abort, abort!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:40 pm
by VermilionX
ZooTech wrote:
But no chest hair! Abort, abort!!!

are we back in the 70s???
is the tom selleck look hot again now?

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:47 pm
by ZooTech
VermilionX wrote:is the tom selleck look hot again now?

I could only hope!
