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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:13 am
by bok
look where you want to go
the customer may be an idiot, but they are the ones paying
repairs cost 30 bucks an hour, 40 if you watch 60 if you help
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:35 am
by ZooTech
Don't get involved in a land war in Asia.
Don't drink the water.
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:26 am
by SuperRookie
If it don't fit, FORCE it...if it BREAKS, it probably needed replacing anyway
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:43 am
by bok
anything can be fixed with "The Handyman's Secret Weapon" (Duct Tape)
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:51 am
by t_bonee
bok wrote:anything can be fixed with "The Handyman's Secret Weapon" (Duct Tape)
That reminds me of one.
If it ain't moving and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it's moving and it ain't supposed to, use duct tape.
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:44 am
by MrGompers
rapidblue wrote:HandsomeRyan wrote:
arguing on the internet is like running in the special olymipcs- even if you win your still mentally challenged.
that one's still my favorite
I've heard this before and its PRICELESS.
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:00 am
by flynrider
MrGompers wrote:Measure twice, cut once. Some carpenter dude on TV.
When building an airplane, I learned that the rule was measure 3 times and make sure someone else does the 3rd measurment. Then cut.
Airplane parts are a lot more expensive than wood.
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:01 am
by flynrider
MrGompers wrote:Measure twice, cut once. Some carpenter dude on TV.
When building an airplane, I learned that the rule was measure 3 times and make sure someone else does the 3rd measurment. Then cut.
Airplane parts are a lot more expensive than wood.
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:16 pm
by High_Side
Don't eat yellow snow.....
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:19 pm
by NorthernPete
High_Side wrote:Don't eat yellow snow.....
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