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oldnslo wrote:Our government notes that Canada has some natural resources, so watch out, cousin.........

Yeah?! You just try to come and get them! The minute you boys pop across the border we'll have a squad of Mounties ready and waiting to give you some serious parking tickets. Then our Ambassador to the US will hold a hostile luncheon for the Undersecretary To The Vice-President at our embassy in Washington, where he'll be soundly ignored and have his coat "accidentally" dropped on the floor in the coat check room. We'll say "Hi, welcome to Canada" whenever we see one of your soldiers in our streets, but secretly cross our fingers behind our backs. And then we'll slowly kill you all with massive helpings of poutine and potent Canadian beer. Bring it on.... we're ready!

Gummiente wrote:

oldnslo wrote:Our government notes that Canada has some natural resources, so watch out, cousin.........

Yeah?! You just try to come and get them! The minute you boys pop across the border we'll have a squad of Mounties ready and waiting to give you some serious parking tickets. Then our Ambassador to the US will hold a hostile luncheon for the Undersecretary To The Vice-President at our embassy in Washington, where he'll be soundly ignored and have his coat "accidentally" dropped on the floor in the coat check room. We'll say "Hi, welcome to Canada" whenever we see one of your soldiers in our streets, but secretly cross our fingers behind our backs. And then we'll slowly kill you all with massive helpings of poutine and potent Canadian beer. Bring it on.... we're ready!

I'm totally moving to Canada now.

Gummiente wrote:

oldnslo wrote:Our government notes that Canada has some natural resources, so watch out, cousin.........

Yeah?! You just try to come and get them! The minute you boys pop across the border we'll have a squad of Mounties ready and waiting to give you some serious parking tickets. Then our Ambassador to the US will hold a hostile luncheon for the Undersecretary To The Vice-President at our embassy in Washington, where he'll be soundly ignored and have his coat "accidentally" dropped on the floor in the coat check room. We'll say "Hi, welcome to Canada" whenever we see one of your soldiers in our streets, but secretly cross our fingers behind our backs. And then we'll slowly kill you all with massive helpings of poutine and potent Canadian beer. Bring it on.... we're ready!

Hey, easy there Brother..... our big slingshot broke. Don't pizz 'em off yet. We got to find a new rubberband first. And then find that rock again....

BuzZz wrote:our big slingshot broke.

No problem, we have a backup plan: a squad of Boy Scouts specially trained in Intervention Techniques.

You Canadians- Y'all are sooo funny.

and your good singers, too.

Oh- and I'm amazed at how your all so good at hockey.



Your football isn't that great tho.

and your money looks funny and won't fit in any vending machines.

How about the idea that if war is declared between two countries, the respective heads of state of said countries resolve their differences in the ring, bare knuckles, last man standing wins. No dead soldiers that way.
All bets are off if Hillary ever becomes president, then the venue would have to change to mud wrestling.

oldnslo wrote:All bets are off if Hillary ever becomes president, then the venue would have to change to mud wrestling.