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mgdavis wrote:

blues2cruise wrote: I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Google images is a useful tool for that. "Tubgirl" and "goat" would get results. Don't try at work, or in front of kids. Not my fault if you vomit.

Well, with that warning, I can live without knowing.

And you're a better person because of it.

Right choice blues. You so don't want to have goat and tubgirl floatin around your brain.


hrmmm Now that i think about it though.....then changed my desktop background to a bunch of tulips.....


heh heh heh. I'll um....be back in a few. heh heh heh.

Users DO suck. And my mom wondered why i never got a job in the IT field after highschool.

t_bonee wrote:goat rulz, tubgirl droolz

Don't forget meatspin or lemon party... (those are all HUGE NSFW and gross btw)

If I happen to hear people I know mentioning getting into the IT field. I immediatly and pointedly tell them that a better career choice would be ball checker for the "Abnormally long toothed and agressive rabid wolf, heyena, badger and bird flu vaccine testing center." With a second night job as a bed pan manager for unquarantined ebola patients.

LoL. Every job has customers like that.

I once had a lady yell, "fine go to hell" at me when I said,

"I'm sorry, but that little girl was here first, I have to help her I'll be with you in a second." After she cut line in front of the little girl.

I've been called a jackass for stopping someone from stealing candy.

People as a whole just suck.

Oh I know. At one point I worked for echostar.... I'm not a horrible person, I swear, I was broke and they paid me.... Calling existing dish network customers for a survey. One woman i called hit the phone with a good long blast from an airhorn.

At another need money god give me a job somebody place i worked..answering phones and taking orders from a catalouge.... One fellow wasn't convinced that his jacket was gore-tex. After much wrangling and a severely pissed off rosco....I suggest the maroon stand in the shower with it on and see if he got wet.

Lord that Echostar job was hell. They expected you to dance and sing. Literally dance and sing. Run and gun is more my style. I was given the er...."opportunity" to quit after I threatened bodily ana harm on the next fool who tried to make me perky at 5.15 an hour. I had picked up an office chair with just the intention of seeing exactly how wide you can make someones hips stretch..... I have a couple of friends who still work for them. They took to it like ducks to water. Me+the public=news at 11.

LoL. Every job has customers like that.

I once had a lady yell, "fine go to hell" at me when I said,

"I'm sorry, but that little girl was here first, I have to help her I'll be with you in a second." After she cut line in front of the little girl.

I've been called a jackass for stopping someone from stealing candy.

People as a whole just suck.

Yet the stupid ones are more successful in reproducing.

roscowgo wrote:/shudder no goat.

no tubgirl either.

The part that pissed me off is that the smacktards down there didn't even bother calling me to let me know something wasnt right. If they would have, I woulda fixed it. It wasn't like they called 45 times and I sat on my "O Ring". Instead they go right to what causes me the absolute most trouble.

Thats just dicked up. I hate office politics. Hate hate hate em. I suppose I have to play occasionally though. If for no other reason than to aggravate this square headed bone brain.



Users who's lives were saved by TMW having a section to post a rant: 215

What goes around comes around, just send an e-mail to all the users (including said director as he's involved) stating that any faults should be logged, to prevent similar situations happening again (make it as clear and polite as possible). They'll forever hate you for making them look (quite accurately) like a bunch of morons to their director