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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:23 pm
by Triumphgirl
jstark47 wrote:
Triumphgirl wrote:I dont think the US can afford a tactical invasion on anyone right now.
Perhaps our southern friends need to look to their northern friends for advice. We dont need to spend billions on the newest advanced war machines. They just need to train birds. :lol:
Hey.... money's no problem down here. If we run out, well........ we'll just print some more!!!! :party:
Well if you can, print me up some too. I have to feed my geese!!! LOL.
8)

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:30 pm
by Triumphgirl
Ninja Geoff wrote:
Triumphgirl wrote:I dont think the US can afford a tactical invasion on anyone right now.
Perhaps our southern friends need to look to their northern friends for advice. We dont need to spend billions on the newest advanced war machines. They just need to train birds. :lol:
lol, where do you think we got the Stryker from?

Never mind the fact that we have 3 times as many...
Well, cant argue with that one!! But, just think if you invade Canada, you get Quebec? Hmmmmmmmm Something to ponder!!

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:44 pm
by Brackstone
I think we should give lazer tag kits to everyone in our respective armies and just have at it.

At the very least it would be fun!

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:46 am
by Kal
Ready people, all together;

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to "fudge" myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that "dog" Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

SABAZZ!

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:55 am
by Triumphgirl
Kal wrote:Ready people, all together;

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to "fudge" myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that "dog" Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

SABAZZ!
:jawdrop:

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:23 pm
by BuzZz
Ninja Geoff wrote: lol, where do you think we got the Stryker from?

Never mind the fact that we have 3 times as many...
But you have to come to us for the fuel to run 'em...... :twisted:

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:08 pm
by blues2cruise
BuzZz wrote:
Ninja Geoff wrote: lol, where do you think we got the Stryker from?

Never mind the fact that we have 3 times as many...
But you have to come to us for the fuel to run 'em...... :twisted:
:laughing: :laughing:

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:42 am
by Wrider
Americans be on the ready for more attacks, but they've abandoned geese and are now using hawks! Here we thought they were a civilized country, but the Crazy Canucks are practicing on their own citizenry!
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEno ... ews&rpc=76 :laughing:

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:41 pm
by blues2cruise
:laughing:

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:22 pm
by MZ33
Puzzling, though. Why would the Canadian WDF be training the birds to attack letter carriers, when hardly anyone uses "snail mail" anymore? All they'll be thinning down is our junk mail. :dunno: