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Creepy meter starting to rise.

Ha, you guys are just lucky I reign myself in as much as I do.
I have a response pop into my head to almost everything I read here..... Years of weird looks, open jaws and explaining myself only to have people slowly back away have taught me some restraint.

Hehehe and I thought I creeped people out...

Wrider, you do

Buzzz is just over that side of the insane line, this is why some of us understand him, it's where we live too.

So the other night I had to get all dressed up to go to a fancy do at some corporate building. I put a choccy bar in my pocket and let it get all mushy. When I went to the executive bathroom, I closed the cubicle door, got out my mushy choc bar, smeared it onto my hand and waited for my victim.

next guy that walked in, I thrust my hand under the door, saying "please can you help me, there is no toilet paper in this one."

Man, there are no real men left in this world, this one ran out so quick he was still pissing down his leg

sapaul wrote:next guy that walked in, I thrust my hand under the door, saying "please can you help me, there is no toilet paper in this one."

Man, there are no real men left in this world, this one ran out so quick he was still pissing down his leg

Sapaul, you are a sick, sick, sick puppy dog.


I like that!

Sapaul glad to hear I still hold up my end of the bargain to some!
And that's awesome. Next time you're in a fitting room you should do that. They get even more freaked out!

You know how things out of context can be hilarious or freaky... Well I hadn't read any of this thread yet and I accidentally clicked the page listing for page 2 and which had just rolled over to 2. So basically I entered the thread at:

Beating that Dead Horse

right into ....

Wrider wrote:Sapaul glad to hear I still hold up my end of the bargain to some!
And that's awesome. Next time you're in a fitting room you should do that. They get even more freaked out!

I better go back to the beginning, this thread can't be about beating a dead horse in a fitting room...

Okay wow, just read the entire thread and it's all over the place... And not that far from where my imagination initially led me

Wrider wrote:Sapaul glad to hear I still hold up my end of the bargain to some!
And that's awesome. Next time you're in a fitting room you should do that. They get even more freaked out!

Well, part of that joke might be on you. Last I checked there aren't any sinks to wash your hands in fitting rooms. You might have to walk around with simulated poo on your hands for a while till you find one...

Either that or you just eat the delicious chocolate off of your hands and say "Ya know? This stuff doesn't taste half bad!" out loud!

Bbbaaaaawwwaaahhhh

Now I got coffee on my keyboard again,

I also like getting into lifts with old ladies, farting and then looking at old lady and saying" maam, really"