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Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:21 am
by ceemes
Time a man spends in the bathroom taking care of the four S's ten to fifteen minutes max.
Time a woman spends in the bathroom taking care of the four S's (but only admitting to doing three of them) ten to fifteen hours....and that is if she is in a rush.

Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:03 am
by dr_bar
Please clarify the "4" S's.

Pretty sure I know 3 of them...

Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:30 am
by ceemes
dr_bar wrote:Please clarify the "4" S's.

Pretty sure I know 3 of them...
dodo, Shower, Shave, Shampoo......of the four, women will only admit to the last three..... :mrgreen:

Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:05 am
by dr_bar
I always included the shampoo with the shower...

Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:39 pm
by blues2cruise
ceemes wrote:
dr_bar wrote:Please clarify the "4" S's.

Pretty sure I know 3 of them...
dodo, Shower, Shave, Shampoo......of the four, women will only admit to the last three..... :mrgreen:
Because some people act so stupid about a natural body function...they make jokes, humiliate and embarrass.....so it's better to be quiet and discrete.....

Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:21 am
by NorthernPete
With my diet, that aint happening. Lol

Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:01 pm
by Katharine
Almost died laughing because it's SO TRUE!!!

But for the men's part, they forgot "clip nails into sink, leave bits all over" and "turn off water but not shower, so when your SO goes to rinse the cat bowl under the bathtub faucet (while bending over into the bathtub to reach), the sound effects go like "*WHOOOOSH* 'AAAAGH!!! DAMMIT [your name]!!!!!'"

Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:36 am
by sunshine229
Yeah it's truly a good one, eh?!

Re: How to take a shower

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:28 am
by ceemes
Katharine wrote:Almost died laughing because it's SO TRUE!!!

But for the men's part, they forgot to "turn off water but not shower, so when your SO goes to rinse the cat bowl under the bathtub faucet (while bending over into the bathtub to reach), the sound effects go like "*WHOOOOSH* 'AAAAGH!!! DAMMIT [your name]!!!!!'"
We don't forget, we do it on purpose. Sometime you got to make your on entertainment, and that is great comedic entertainment. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: