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#11 Unread post by 9000white »

basshole wrote:[You are just scared someone leaves the B out of your name are'nt you?

So just what are you implying?????
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that's an innuendo ain't it???
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#12 Unread post by Wizzard »

Owed to a Spell Chequer

I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

A chequer is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides mi when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
My righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas

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#13 Unread post by ronboskz650sr »

Ouch! :shock:
Ride safe...God bless!
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#14 Unread post by oldnslo »

That's really something, Wiz, I sure wish we had a way with words like that. It would make the posts more challenging, for sure..
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#15 Unread post by BuzZz »

bennettoid wrote:http://www.iespell.com/


Its the secret to every Forum addict's correct spelling.
Hey, that's cool. I really need something like this, I'm sick of wasteing so much time looking in my dictionary, and still making dumb mistakes. Thanx for the link. :righton:
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#16 Unread post by oldnslo »

Ya misspelled "wasting". :)
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#17 Unread post by Loonette »

oldnslo wrote:It seldom fails--when you criticize someone's grammar or spelling, you make a mistake in the mechanics of the criticism. :laughing:
As my mom always says, when you point your finger at someone else, there are three fingers pointing right back at you.

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#18 Unread post by 9000white »

i thought it was rude to point.
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#19 Unread post by BuzZz »

oldnslo wrote:Ya misspelled "wasting". :)
Not according to this new spell checker..... guess no system is perfect. :laughing:
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#20 Unread post by tick »

If I only had a brain said the scarecrow. Many here come to ask for help and do the best they can. It is not easy to try and ask a question or describe the clang, bang or whirly sound coming from your bike on the net. Some just want to talk with other bikers and have fun. SO I just don’t think your world well stop spinning with a few miss spelled words or out of context. If you don’t understand them ASK what they mean.
I know my typing is real bad and spelling the pits so I cheat… I open my mail and select new to post a new email and write my letter using spell check. I then highlight it and copy placing it in reply to post here as I did this one. But still I have some trouble you NO is that write or is it KNOW.
Just have to love the english languish. Lighten up oh here we go again lite. I think I well just go for a rid on my moturcikl.

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