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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:03 am
by Sev
ZooTech wrote:sv-wolf wrote:OK. I have a cousin who is married to a person who will remain nameless for reasons that will become immediately obvious. He is a farm labourer and lives about twenty miles south of Dublin. One afternoon he was sitting up a tree happily sawing off an overhanging branch.
Need I elaborate on this? Result: a sudden demonstration of the power of gravity; a significant impact with mother earth; concussion, a broken arm and a reputation he will never live down.
Moral: choose your end carefully.
Darwin missed on this occasion, but not by much.
That story is bullcrap!!! I've seen that pruning method work on Roadrunner cartoons and on Tom & Jerry hundreds of times.
What is Tom And Jerry?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:30 pm
by sv-wolf
ZooTech wrote:
That story is bullcrap!!! I've seen that pruning method work on Roadrunner cartoons and on Tom & Jerry hundreds of times.
Impressive set of opinions you have, Zoo.
Maybe you hear confessions as well?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:11 pm
by ZooTech
Sevulturus wrote:What is Tom And Jerry?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:30 pm
by Sev
WOW, that looks old.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:09 pm
by Wizzard
Well , this certainly is phun !
roflmsfao...........with love of course .
Regards, Wizzard
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:27 pm
by BuzZz
Sevulturus wrote:WOW, that looks old.
WOW, that sounds young.
I can't believe you never even heard of Tom and Jerry, Sev. I think you can probably sue your parents for a deprived upbringing on that alone.
Funny thing is, I never really liked Tom and Jerry that much...... but at least I was able to see it myself and decide it sucked.
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:14 am
by rdeviney
The zookeeper story made the 1998 Urban Legends page at the Darwin Awards site. See
http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-09.html
For the 2005 list, go to
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/inde ... n2005.html
There is still time to vote.