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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:35 am
by The Grinch
Hey we have Hockey. It's a vicious game played by women in very small skirts during the summer.
Ah, that brings back memories. Back when I was in college, I lived across the street from the hockey field, and, being a typical horns male, would often go watch the women play hockey in their tiny skirts. :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:51 am
by Kal
Netball is even better. It's like basketball but played by girls...

I'll just leave you gentlemen to think about that for a moment...

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:37 am
by camthepyro
How come you people in the UK have all these interesting sports for girls? All girls seem to want to do here is shop...


And yeah, most of those canadian jokes made no sense to me, but now I realize how many canadians are on this forum... I'm scared.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:18 pm
by djbear
'Kitchen' is the room in a house where we keep the stove, fridge and Canadian Tire money. Also usually where most meals are eaten. And often the place where most folks hangout during big, rowdy parties, probably because of close proximity to the beer...
I gotta say I almost pissed myself reading this, eh!

(i think i did) :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:53 pm
by NorthernPete
camthepyro wrote:How come you people in the UK have all these interesting sports for girls? All girls seem to want to do here is shop...


And yeah, most of those canadian jokes made no sense to me, but now I realize how many canadians are on this forum... I'm scared.
We'll have you all eating back bacon soon enough....muhahahahaha....eh..

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:02 am
by Nibblet99
mmmm back bacon :drool:

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:06 pm
by Gummiente
camthepyro wrote:And yeah, most of those canadian jokes made no sense to me, but now I realize how many canadians are on this forum... I'm scared.
You should be. To quote a famous Canadian comic (with reference to a map of North America); "We're bigger than you and we're on top. If we were in prison, you'd be our b*tch". :wink: :D

Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:51 pm
by Jthmeffy
BuzZz wrote:'Chesterfield' is a couch....
well that just "procreating" blew my mind

Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:03 pm
by zed
Great list!
Of course point #16 is the most important! :lol: