It is funny, but it is also a bit extreme in my opinion. I'd recommend having sex first just to make sure there weren't going to be... compatability issues.... then again I'm not big on the whole marriage thing.
Moto, if you aren't pulling our leg here & those guys you hang with really are that bad, then you seriously need some new riding buddies. I have a friend just like you and I notice he lets lots of people take advantage of him in a similar fashion - he's always paying. Maybe he doesn't have the spine to say something but you should. Do those so-called buds have something on you or what? And if they are related to you, too bad, same thing, say NO.
Are you bigger than they are?
punk em one good time.
Or do you own a taser gun?
if so, just fill up for em one last time and in the middle of your ride, give em a friendly reminder that you wont be paying for ish anymore.
I just don't go out riding with these 2 guys anymore, sometimes they drop by my house and im not home and when they find out I went riding on my own without them they get mad, these guys can't understand why anybody would ride alone, but I do enjoy it more, I can go where I want and travel at my own slow pace, when I do go riding with someone I find myself riding faster and quicker than I wanta go, they have bigger and faster bikes, sometimes its hard to keep up, then when we stop somewhere looking at the hot babes, the 2 guys that go with me, they go crazy over the overweight girls and say dirty and discusting things, I don't do that, sometimes we stop at a roadside bar and when some woman is instrested in me, these guys always have to butt in and say something nasty and ruin it, I understand its hard to pick up women at a bar when your there alone, Im the guy that starts the conversation with a woman, Im the guy that does all the work, but the 2 guys im there with seem to think just because I have her they own her too, I am the best looking and the one with the most charm and just when I think I may score, "poof" they ruin it. They are so greedy they think im picking up women for them.
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Your rich, and good looking. Two men always want to be with you, they get mad when your talking to woman. They make fun of woman. They get mad when there not with you.
i smelled B/S within the first line. If they really are your true friends, punch one in the face. immediately after that punch yourself for even posting this here!!!! cuz this cant be for real
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