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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:04 pm
by Gummiente
"If you want to know what your sweetheart will be like in the future, take a look at her mother" - my Dad.

I really, REALLY wish I had listened to him with my first two wives. :roll:

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:56 pm
by Sev
Just because it seems like a good idea at the time, doesn't mean it is.

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:57 pm
by Sev
flynrider wrote:
MrGompers wrote:Measure twice, cut once. Some carpenter dude on TV.
When building an airplane, I learned that the rule was measure 3 times and make sure someone else does the 3rd measurment. Then cut.

Airplane parts are a lot more expensive than wood. :laughing:
"Only hit submit once."

Was a good one too, haha

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:26 pm
by ejshotgun
Never pass out face up while Flying Colors!

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:24 pm
by MrGompers
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:55 am
by Nibblet99
High_Side wrote:Don't eat yellow snow.....
if crude is the theme now....

Don't pee on an electric fence

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:35 pm
by BigChickenStrips
Nibblet99 wrote:
High_Side wrote:Don't eat yellow snow.....
if crude is the theme now....

Don't pee on an electric fence
dont sweat whats petty, dont pet whats sweaty.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:21 pm
by MrGompers
You can't get rich selling to rich people. You get rich selling to poor people.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:45 pm
by Loonette
t_bonee wrote:If it's moving and it ain't supposed to, use duct tape.
As in the victims?! 8)

My dad once said, when I asked for his medical opinion regarding vaccinations, "you can look as much as you want to the right and as much as you want to the left, and you'll find equally compelling arguments. But in the end you have to trust your intuition". It's the only worthwhile thing he ever said to me.

Cheers,
Loonette

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:46 pm
by BuzZz
Duck!