*Note - my reluctance to take my nice canon camera off-road led me to use my phone for the pictures in this post. I'll be looking for something a little better for my off-road rides in 2017!
As the year kicked off I was keen to do some gravel road exploring, and not knowing when my new Honda would arrive, I kept a set of knobbies on the Multistrada. Obviously it is well beyond the original mission for the bike but surprisingly it worked quite well - as long as it wasn't serious cut-line riding. Some of my favorite guys to ride with belong to my local riding group and have recently retired from working but are just ramping up on their riding time. These guys set the bar high on how to do retirement right and honestly I'm quite jealous of the year that they had. On any beautiful day I would text one of them to see if they wanted to go riding when I finished work and often they were already out there.
In order to get them together for a ride with this working stiff I would have to organize something on a weekend that would be new to everyone but close enough that we could cover it in a day, or perhaps two separate day rides from home. With the help of Google Earth I started zeroing in on the Porcupine Hills in southwestern Alberta. It's an interesting place over 100km in length with a major highway on the east side and a busy two lane highway to the west. The hills themselves appear relatively small (although they are not) as they sit in the shade of the Rockies to the west and without a paved road crossing them, many semi-local people such as us Calgarians never bother to explore them. This seemed like the perfect spot to go get lost and look for a little adventure so with a route that illustrated roads
almost going through and trails
appearing to connect the missing bits we were off for adventure. There was even a little village called Lyndon that appeared on the map at near maximum zoom so it couldn't be too far off the beaten path...or so we thought.....
Paul is all smiles on his new GS as we stop to take in the view of the Rockies about 5 minutes in to "Northern" Skyline Road
"Santa" Craig and the boys gaining elevation on an old logging road that would feel like a freeway compared to what was to come....

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Kevin pauses while leading on his 690 KTM to let everyone catch up as the road deteriorates to mud
As we approached the top of the hills the trail became extremely greasy but the optimist in all of us decided that it was likely not going to be a deal breaker and it would add to the fun. Suddenly one of our best riders inexplicably fell as we were crossing one particularly nasty mud-holed stretch so we pause to take a break. As it turns out he was just the first of several low fendered bikes that would have their front wheels lock due to build up of clay. Fortunatly for myself the straight up knobby tires I had to endure on the ride down the highway to the hills were the ticket in this situation and managed to clear the mud just enough that I didn't have any problems. The bikes with the semi-knobs or solid ridge around the center of the tire were not so lucky but are almost certainly better off the other 98% of the time.
Ken "Malkovich" and Paul share a laugh as we wait to see what the commotion is all about ahead on the trail at the beginning of what would be a couple hours of mucking around...
Photo Credit - Paul: Once away from the mud our troubles were not over. We fabricate make-shift tire floss out of tie wraps to clear the caked on mud from under the V-Strom's fender.
Photo Credit - Paul: With the mud finally behind us we pass the ranch that apparently made up the village of Lyndon on google and reach a civilized road.
And then - the second day....
In order to get to the back roads of the Porcupine Hills southwestern Alberta a good portion of pavement must be travelled. As our ride was in early June twice on this day we found ourselves in a cattle drive as the ranchers moved their livestock to the hills for the summer....
Just 30km in to our second run at the Porcupine Hills and we are already down two soldiers. One had a flat with a tubed tire and without a kit to fix it on any of us, another buddy ran to get his truck. We regroup at the corner of Township Rd 141A and Range Rd 13B and prepare for some of "the good stuff"...
For our second day we would take Skyline Road south to some trails that again, looked like they may connect where google said the road ends. Despite the troubles of our first day, everyone agreed that it was a great time and we were all looking to explore the hills a little further. Ultimately however the route I had planned led to some big-adventure-bike-limiting cow trails and a day-changing steep
dirt-bike-only drop that only the CRF250 that was with us was willing to endure. With the route replotted and a short period of being not "lost" but perhaps directionally confused, we found a beautiful route out along the southern peaks of the hills.
It didn't take long on that first day to find a great view along the top of skyline road.
Shortly after the picture above was taken we find ourselves on a big-bike-challenging cow trail complete with large ruts and mudholes. As I was the guy who had planned this route I was beginning to feel the tension that comes with being responsible for making sure guys have fun but don't damage their expensive toys. Despite some of the crazy conditions I never heard anyone complaining which was great because I wouldn't have blamed them if they did!
The boys take a break after a mud-hole crossing...
I had to keep reminding myself that the cast 17" wheels on the Multi were at risk as I bounced over ruts and rocks keeping up with the 1190 KTM Adventure R on this route to nowhere. I had dropped the pressure down to 26lbs and while the grip of the TKC80s was impressive the small diameter of the wheels caused them to get redirected by every rock and rut along the way. Ultimately however we reached an end point where the trail down the hill was too much for 500lbs + Adventure bikes and we would have to turn back. The reward however was a great view.
Tom takes a look easterly beside an unmarked grave.....perhaps the last rider of a big adventure bike that tried to get down this hill???
After retracing our steps, some confusion and ultimately asking some ATV riders for direction (who thought we were nuts for riding where they were riding), we ultimately found ourselves on good road and back to the eastern side of the hills to start the ride back home. Another great day with no injuries, only one flat tire, and good friends.
