BEST BIT OF ADVICE YOU'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN?
- t_bonee
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Shhh. Don't tell em. I don't wanna get caught.Loonette wrote:As in the victims?!t_bonee wrote:If it's moving and it ain't supposed to, use duct tape.![]()
Cheers,
Loonette

A dog had his chain reduced one link at a time, every few days, until his chain was so short he could barely move. He never resisted because he was conditioned to the loss of his freedom slowly, over time. Are we in this country becoming like the dog?
- Kal
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- Real Name: Jade
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- Years Riding: 14
- My Motorcycle: 1998 Kawasaki GPZ500S
- Location: Nottingham, UK
"Don't go wading without your wellies" - Kind of the same theme as "Dress for the splash, not the ride"
"Lick it before you stick it"
"Your character can be judged as much by your enemies as by your friends"
"You'll regret the things you didn't do more than the things you did"
Worst advice was from my parents - "Men don't cry"
"Lick it before you stick it"
"Your character can be judged as much by your enemies as by your friends"
"You'll regret the things you didn't do more than the things you did"
Worst advice was from my parents - "Men don't cry"
Kal...
Relationship Squid...
GPZ500S, CB250N, GB250Clubman
Relationship Squid...
GPZ500S, CB250N, GB250Clubman
- liablemtl
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- Real Name: Lyle
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- Years Riding: 29
- My Motorcycle: 2002 Yamaha FZ1
- Location: Portland
Never get married...
(my boss is discovering the truth to that statement since his nuptials in January... can't say I never warned him
Oh... and don't get me wrong, I love my wife. I can't imagine being married to anyone BUT her... and she's not even standing over my shoulder while I type this. I swear.
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(my boss is discovering the truth to that statement since his nuptials in January... can't say I never warned him


We're the first ones to starve
We're the first ones to die
The first ones in line for that pie in the sky
But we're always the last
When the gravy's shared out
For the worker is working when the fat cat's about
We're the first ones to die
The first ones in line for that pie in the sky
But we're always the last
When the gravy's shared out
For the worker is working when the fat cat's about
- Wizzard
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- Location: Fresno, California
Here's the best advice that the old Wizz has been handing out for 35 years +.
"Learn to act in such a way that the things you can do nothing about least affect you ."
Regards, Wizzard
"Learn to act in such a way that the things you can do nothing about least affect you ."
Regards, Wizzard
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, throughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --- ' WOW, WHAT A RIDE!!!! ' " - Author Unknown