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OH! ok sure, whatever, I'll admit to being way more metro than most guys. Probably an affect of me being artistic, meh, I know who I'm attracted to, HOT WOMEN ON SPORTBIKES INSTEAD OF CRUISERS (sorry had to bring topic back in).
oh wait, um, forgot, this is the interweb.... appropriate comment follows: D4mn j00!!! my 1337 $k!11$ w!7h th3 14d!3$ w!11 r0X0r j00!!!

edit after new avatar: better?

How do you make one eye cross and the other eye straight? That is l33t skillz, dude.

hold finger in front of left or right eye, about a foot away from your face, bring finger closer to face till its at your nose, you are now doing it. practice and you can do anything with your eyes as long as they focus on one point in front of your face, and yes, that includes holding one eye looking at the center of your nose while the other rolls around in a circle, THAT really freaks people out....

isnowbrd wrote:

jonnythan wrote:That being said, in my experience, on average, *insert extra disclaimers here*, chicks on sportbikes tend to be young and hot. Attractive women on cruisers are few and far between.

Women on cruisers tend to be old, hairy, and overweight with skin like leather. There are always exceptions to this.

I like to think I'm an exception!

Yes you are.

i'd prefer hot a woman on a cruiser, unless it's a hot woman on an MV Augusta Brutale.
(anyone have a few pics of that

Dichotomous wrote:D4mn j00!!! my 1337 $k!11$ w!7h th3 14d!3$ w!11 r0X0r j00!!!

wtf did you just say?

I thought it was only the Indian in the Village People that was gay.

Kal wrote:

Dichotomous wrote:D4mn j00!!! my 1337 $k!11$ w!7h th3 14d!3$ w!11 r0X0r j00!!!

wtf did you just say?

I thought it was only the Indian in the Village People that was gay.

damn you my leet skills with the ladies will rock you.....


why can i read that

it was a general retort that a young script kiddy might throw out as his sexuality is challenged