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Posted: **Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:46 pm**

blues2cruise wrote:Dear Bonehead

Would you mind putting down your newspaper while you drive your vehicle?

Sincerely, the person in the lane next to you. (But not for long)

Funny, I don't recall reading the paper.....

Posted: **Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:40 pm**

Dear that State Trooper,

I understand that handing out tickets is an important part of your job, but crashing through a median at 30mph and almost killing a motorcyclist to do it kind of defeats the purpose.

Sincerely,
Glad you weren't after me though.

Posted: **Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:53 pm**

Amdonim wrote:Dear that State Trooper,

I understand that handing out tickets is an important part of your job, but crashing through a median at 30mph and almost killing a motorcyclist to do it kind of defeats the purpose.

Sincerely,
Glad you weren't after me though.

Did you report him?

Posted: **Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:53 pm**

High_Side wrote:
blues2cruise wrote:Dear Bonehead

Would you mind putting down your newspaper while you drive your vehicle?

Sincerely, the person in the lane next to you. (But not for long)
Funny, I don't recall reading the paper.....

Posted: **Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:46 am**

blues2cruise wrote:
Amdonim wrote:Dear that State Trooper,

I understand that handing out tickets is an important part of your job, but crashing through a median at 30mph and almost killing a motorcyclist to do it kind of defeats the purpose.

Sincerely,
Glad you weren't after me though.
Did you report him?

Thought about it but I didn't get his car number.

Posted: **Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:01 am**

Dear that guy,

Please beware!!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:21 am**

dr_bar wrote:Dear that guy,

Please beware!!!

exactly

Dear anyone near me,

I will be pulled over at any moment so you may stay clear because they will never take me alive

thanks
crazy

Posted: **Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:18 pm**

I wonder if it would be illegal to drive that if the guns were fake. Probably.

Posted: **Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:38 pm**

Amdonim wrote:I wonder if it would be illegal to drive that if the guns were fake. Probably.

You could probably expect a S.W.A.T. team to enter your vicinity.

You'd get your 15 minutes of fame though before they hauled you off to jail.

Posted: **Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:25 pm**

blues2cruise wrote:
Amdonim wrote:I wonder if it would be illegal to drive that if the guns were fake. Probably.
You could probably expect a S.W.A.T. team to enter your vicinity.

You'd get your 15 minutes of fame though before they hauled you off to jail.

Just ride around in circles with your fingers on the triggers... Who's gonna try to come in when you're doing that toward EVERYONE???

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