STOP wearing the helmet when your not riding your bike!! ESPECIALLY when your indoors!!


Sabbat Grangrel 11th Gen. Now leave before I Protean your face...apollofrost wrote:Oh, update on the coat. I was in a cafe a few hours ago and a guy walked up to me and said "So, are you a vampire or a werewolf?"
"Neither... why?" I asked puzzled
"I've just seen you around wearing that coat and dressed all in black."
"Yeah, I bought the coat when I was living in a much colder place."
"Oh, ok... so what clan are you?"
*facepalms*
Mwuahahahah!Kal wrote:Sabbat Grangrel 11th Gen. Now leave before I Protean your face...apollofrost wrote:Oh, update on the coat. I was in a cafe a few hours ago and a guy walked up to me and said "So, are you a vampire or a werewolf?"
"Neither... why?" I asked puzzled
"I've just seen you around wearing that coat and dressed all in black."
"Yeah, I bought the coat when I was living in a much colder place."
"Oh, ok... so what clan are you?"
*facepalms*
you should seriously consider a career in fiction/comedy writing. In fact, I might just have to go back and copy down all your posts and write a "Choose your own adventure" novel out of them!qwerty wrote: I've only had one twit say, "I don't need any ^$&*%$$ male chauvinist &%&(*^%^ to hold the door for me," then she broke her nose when I let the door go. I then offered her some paper towels for the bleeding. I even went and got her some ice. Guess what, i didn't feel the least bit guilty.
Oh god, I remember those. I used to read them when I was a kid. Adventures in tibet, goosebumps, all of them.-Holiday wrote:you should seriously consider a career in fiction/comedy writing. In fact, I might just have to go back and copy down all your posts and write a "Choose your own adventure" novel out of them!qwerty wrote: I've only had one twit say, "I don't need any ^$&*%$$ male chauvinist &%&(*^%^ to hold the door for me," then she broke her nose when I let the door go. I then offered her some paper towels for the bleeding. I even went and got her some ice. Guess what, i didn't feel the least bit guilty.
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