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#41 Unread post by dr_bar »

Wrider wrote:Just ride around in circles with your fingers on the triggers... Who's gonna try to come in when you're doing that toward EVERYONE???


You'd be out of ammo so quick... :twisted:
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#42 Unread post by Gummiente »

I like it.
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#43 Unread post by Wrider »

Wow we're all sick and sadistic... Not that that's a bad thing... :twisted:
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#44 Unread post by CentralOzzy »

Dear Motorist,

A Roundabout is made to keep traffic FLOWING....so, you DO NOT HAVE TO STOP if it's clear enough to keep going!!!! Mutha F*&%@#as!

Oh....& if you stop when you don't have to & I go around you....stick your Horn up your AZZ!! :twisted:
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#45 Unread post by blues2cruise »

Dear that guy in the car next to me.....yeah, you....do you not have the ability to turn your head?

For cripes sake, If you want to get in my lane would you mind doing it either in front of me or behind me? Changing lanes right beside me is not cool. Even after I honked at you and hit my brakes...you still kept coming over and slowing down with me....
I braked more and honked more, but you kept coming over and slowing with me. :shock:
I honked again....Was it your wife screaming at you that finally woke you up and made you move back into your own lane?
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#46 Unread post by csspostal »

Wife screaming at him :laughing: .

"Would you quite staring at her legs!!!!!"
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#47 Unread post by blues2cruise »

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#48 Unread post by Triumphgirl »

Dear Guy with the suped up 4 wheel drive with the set of balls hanging from your bumper...are you friggin serious? Your a cheesball!!! So stop looking at yourself in the mirror and drive. :tricycle2:
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#49 Unread post by BuzZz »

Triumphgirl wrote:Dear Guy with the suped up 4 wheel drive with the set of balls hanging from your bumper...are you friggin serious? Your a cheesball!!! So stop looking at yourself in the mirror and drive. :tricycle2:
Hey...pissoff and leave my dam truck out of this. Serious.....

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#50 Unread post by dr_bar »

Triumphgirl wrote:Dear Guy with the suped up 4 wheel drive with the set of balls hanging from your bumper...are you friggin serious? Your a cheesball!!! So stop looking at yourself in the mirror and drive. :tricycle2:
I asked a Texan how it felt to be a eunuch... I then had to explain about all the Pickup trucks in Canada with "Texan Balls" hangin' off the trailer hitch. He didn't think it was funny at all... :twisted: :laughing:
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