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Don't you guys talk about anyting but FOOD?

I thought that was your neighbours to the south.

Oh, OK, for talking about food AGAIN!

For being a skinny git who doesn't appreciate fine American cuisine! There's nothing like a greasy cheeseburger with some salty fries on the side!

For being a greasy-cheeseburger eating git who doesn't appreciate the virtues a fine healthy British physique (sort of!).

By the way, the US is not the only nation that appreciates something a bit salty on the side.

For not realizing that if he's not careful I'm gonna send him some land-locked seafood. Rocky Mountain Oysters anyone???

For bringing up land-locked seafood when the best land-locked food is beef.

for not taking the best of both worlds and ordering surf and turf.

for continuing to ignore the definition of rocky mountain oysters!

something salty on the side, indeed!

For forcing me to look them up, and then for turning my delicately tuned British stomach.

(Has anyone noticed that that Wrider guy has some pretty primitive cultural notions.)

for banging on about other cultures food when British have food like Spoted D1ck, Munch Me bars, hot dogs in a jar with brine, rolled meat products called Joints (disguised as "Roasts") and junk food like "bananas and prawns"... and don't get me started with the "Bum bag" it's a Fanny pack dammit...haha.

Me! ME! Listen, mate it was your crew of frozen-toed cow towners going on about god knows what kind of unnameable stuff you eat over there that started all this. Not to mention that little coterie of west ponders giving each other the nod about bulls bollocks and other fathomlessly gross stuff.


Get a proper diet like a proper person, huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




For not starting your sentences with a capital letter.