Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:04 pm
Should got a cruiser.
i laughed. it wasn't nice, but i did it anyway.blues2cruise wrote:Should got a cruiser.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:31 pm
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:18 pm
Nah blues! They're heavier to push.blues2cruise wrote:Should got a cruiser.
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:19 am
Triumph makes some lovely cruisers......blues2cruise wrote:Shoulda got a cruiser.
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:41 am
Wow, that's really a miserable thing to happen. I'm thinking that "Daytona" might mean "svcks my a$$" in Gaelic or something. I bet at that moment, on the side of the road, with a dead bike...if you'd had a nice, shiny six-gun...you'd have shot that mother.
BTW, I proudly accept my new PhD, L&S degree.
Seriously, are you thinking of having both bikes fixed up enough to sell and getting something new and Japanese? Are you planning to just ride Sonny?
BTW, I proudly accept my new PhD, L&S degree.
Seriously, are you thinking of having both bikes fixed up enough to sell and getting something new and Japanese? Are you planning to just ride Sonny?
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:17 am
Hey listen you guys. What is it with all this tiny writing????? Don't you know I'm of an age where I need a bloody magnifying glass to read it? You're giving me eye strain. 
C'mon be a man, Mr Stark, and say what you have to say in a man's font!
Triumph do make cruisers; that's unquestionably true; whether they are 'lovely' is a matter of opinion. They make them primarily for the American market because they know they can get away with it over there where folks have more primitive tastes. They don't sell many of them here.
If I did want to cruise around I'd book a trip on a cruise ship. But I don't because I can't imagine anything more boring.
Why do I prefer sportsbikes?
Reason #1 I did sit on a Rocket III once at a bike show and saw its prow disappearing off into the distance. I want something resembling a bike, not an ocean-going liner.
Reason #2 I'm not a middle-aged, menopausal lawyer or bank manager with a weekend fetish for tassels.
Reason #3 Hertfordshire is a pre-Disney landscape (yes, such a thing exists) of cute villages, country roads and blind right angled bends.
Reason #4 Though I'm finding it difficult to see the small print these days, I'm not yet superannuated or decrepit.
Reason #5 Cruisers are for people with piles who need the comfort of thick upholstery.
Reason #6 Sportsbikes, streetfighters, classics and roadsters are beautiful. Cruisers are... not.
Reason #7 Cruisers are slovenly, weirded-out bits of machinery, attracting only the slick, sleazy and cheesy attention of sub-humans (certain specified British Columbians excepted.)
Reason #8 Cruisers are unnatural. (If god had meant us to have cruisers, he would have given us all backache.)
The only offensive weapons I have ever been known to handle are kitchen blenders, and there weren't many of those at the side of the M10 last Friday. At least, I couldn't see any. But yes, if there had been, I might have been tempted to use one.
I'm in a flat spin at the moment. Not sure what to do about the bikes, whether to sell them and buy something like a Daytona 675 or a 2002 R1, or just to keep hold of them, 'cos I like them so much, and hope that the problems will soon all be solved. My bank balance has suddenly taken a turn for the worse and my job is suddenly looking less secure than it did, which makes me nervous of any serious transactions at the momnent.
C'mon be a man, Mr Stark, and say what you have to say in a man's font!
Triumph do make cruisers; that's unquestionably true; whether they are 'lovely' is a matter of opinion. They make them primarily for the American market because they know they can get away with it over there where folks have more primitive tastes. They don't sell many of them here.
If I did want to cruise around I'd book a trip on a cruise ship. But I don't because I can't imagine anything more boring.
Why do I prefer sportsbikes?
Reason #1 I did sit on a Rocket III once at a bike show and saw its prow disappearing off into the distance. I want something resembling a bike, not an ocean-going liner.
Reason #2 I'm not a middle-aged, menopausal lawyer or bank manager with a weekend fetish for tassels.
Reason #3 Hertfordshire is a pre-Disney landscape (yes, such a thing exists) of cute villages, country roads and blind right angled bends.
Reason #4 Though I'm finding it difficult to see the small print these days, I'm not yet superannuated or decrepit.
Reason #5 Cruisers are for people with piles who need the comfort of thick upholstery.
Reason #6 Sportsbikes, streetfighters, classics and roadsters are beautiful. Cruisers are... not.
Reason #7 Cruisers are slovenly, weirded-out bits of machinery, attracting only the slick, sleazy and cheesy attention of sub-humans (certain specified British Columbians excepted.)
Reason #8 Cruisers are unnatural. (If god had meant us to have cruisers, he would have given us all backache.)
Thank you noodle. Clearly there are some decent folk up there in Michigan. Pity the same cannot be said for New Jersey.noodlenoggin wrote:Wow, that's really a miserable thing to happen.
The only offensive weapons I have ever been known to handle are kitchen blenders, and there weren't many of those at the side of the M10 last Friday. At least, I couldn't see any. But yes, if there had been, I might have been tempted to use one.
I'm in a flat spin at the moment. Not sure what to do about the bikes, whether to sell them and buy something like a Daytona 675 or a 2002 R1, or just to keep hold of them, 'cos I like them so much, and hope that the problems will soon all be solved. My bank balance has suddenly taken a turn for the worse and my job is suddenly looking less secure than it did, which makes me nervous of any serious transactions at the momnent.
You know, it occurred to me last night while I was watching a Robert Altman film on DVD, that it takes so little to get called a socialist in America (not being entirely against abortion; liking cheese; once known to have given a dime to a beggar; reading newspapers other than the Wall Street Journal; been seen picking one's nose in public) that the US must be the most socialistic country on earth. I'm not sure if anyone has noticed this fact, before.Wrider wrote: ya socialists!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:30 am
Yeah, I know. Public ownership of the means of production has nothing to do with it...it's about liking cheese.
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:02 am
Sportbikes are for boys. Suck it up and buy yerself a Triumph cruiser, ya ole git! You know you want one!!!sv-wolf wrote:C'mon be a man, Mr Stark, and say what you have to say in a man's font!
You asked for this!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:28 am
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:56 am
Reason #8 Cruisers are a pain - you have to clean them.
Reason #9 Cruiser freaks are a pain, too (I said a man's font Mr Stark. I'm not deaf!)
Reason #9 Cruiser freaks are a pain, too (I said a man's font Mr Stark. I'm not deaf!)