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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:05 am
by jstark47
Time to sell that damned Daytona to some other unlucky person and get something else. The bike's jinxed, plain and simple.

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:13 am
by sv-wolf
noodlenoggin wrote:Those "Great Horses" are a bit more pedestrian over here. We call 'em "Clydesdales," and they feature prominently in the advertising for a mass-market beer, "Budweiser." I think most people here just think of them as "the Budweiser horses" and lump them in with race cars that say "Bud" on the door in meter-high letters. (see, I know my metrics!!)
Hi Noodle

Budweiser horses!!! No, please! (Not sure whether that's my romanticism or anti-commercialism rearing its head.)

Clydesdales are beautiful horses. I love the bay and brown ones especially. They have a lovely temperament and they are very rideable. (I did sit on one once and it did walk while I sat on it, but that's not quite the same as 'riding' it, I think.) Clydesdales are yet another variety of British great horse, originally from Lanarkshire in Scotland (Clydesdale is the old name for the county). There was a big export trade in them to other countries in the English-speaking world in the Victorian era which is why, I guess, you now have them over there advertising beer.

But 'pedestrian'? I have to take issue with you over this, noodle. There is nothing pedestrian about great horses, especially not Clydesdales, which are exceptionally frisky for their size. How could you say that? A little too much Budweiser, perhaps? :D It's a bit like describing a ZX10 as 'adequate'

[Edit] I've just looked them up. Apparently, they are still endangered. There are sadly only about 100 breeding stallions left.

I found them on the web - your Budweiser horse team. Nice looking animals:
http://blog.syracuse.com/video/2008/07/ ... sdales.jpg

Here's another fantastic shot of Clydesdales in the snow:
http://simplymarvelous.files.wordpress. ... n-snow.jpg

If I were rich and had endless leisure time, I'd have one (no two!)

Sigh! - R1, Daytona 675, Speed Triple, Clydesdale...

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:33 am
by sv-wolf
Wish me good luck! I've signed up for the National Road Rally which starts tomorrow. Right now, I am begining to ask myself, why? I'm telling myself it's one of those things you feel great about once it is all over.

My team is starting from the Stevenage checkpoint at 2.00. The job is to ride 540 miles between 2.00 pm Saturday 4 July and 10.00 am Sunday 5 July. (It's actually more like 600+ miles, since the distances between the checkpoints on the offical maps are all rounded down to the nearest five miles.)

The joke is that, because I've had such a frantically busy week, the Daytona, which I'll be riding during the rally is still over at the dealer's in Aston Clinton. I am going to have to get the bus over there tomorrow morning to pick it up, leaving Hitchin at 7.30. Getting up at 6.30 will probably be the most stressful part of the whole day!

I am imposing some iron discipline on myself and with a bit of luck I will get to bed early for a change (ie before 1.00 am), so this will be an uncharacteristically short post.

Cheers

Hud

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:00 am
by sv-wolf
The National Road Rally (Part 1)

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The aftermath at Bletchley Park

The National Road Rally (aftermath)

As I lay on the lawn at Bletchley Park on Sunday morning, finally giving in to dizziness and exhaustion after 20 hours of almost continuous road riding, two distinct thoughts tumbled through my head. The first, more an overwhelming feeling than a thought, was that I’d just had a fantastic time; the second, lurking querulously in the background, was that I must have been mad to have put myself through all that.

There was something odd about this. I could rattle off a long list of things that were unpleasant about the rally: the heat; the sweat; the pain; the cramping; the bellyache; the stress; the confusion; the exhaustion; and above all, the need to press on regardless of everything else. But I couldn’t think of a single good thing to say about the experience at all. And yet, as I lay there on the grass, clutching my finisher’s trophy, the sense of elation I felt was far stronger than the waves of physical relief that were flooding over me now that the pain and exhaustion had begun to subside.

As I rode back home to Hitchin later that morning with a brain slightly unhinged from lack of sleep, I began to obsess about what all this meant. (My body, meanwhile was trying to convince me it was somewhere else.) But it was only when I arrived back at the house, weak from fatigue and struggling to get the bike up the narrow alleyway at the end of the terrace, that the answer occurred to me. And it was a ridiculously obvious answer. I was feeling elated because I had just experienced 600 miles of fantastic motorcycling on a great bike.

Until that moment, I hadn’t realised that, despite all my discomfort and exhaustion, I’d been riding the Daytona with a new confidence and lack of self-consciousness. I’d handled her with commitment and precision. And to that commitment and precision, the Daytona had responded, repaying each moment with a wholesale commitment of its own. It had been a fantastic experience. But how had this happened? And why hadn't I noticed it at the time?

Was it the tiredness and the physical stress of the ride which had stalled my lingering habit of self-consciousness? Was it simply because I’d been feeling so unwell (and a bit depressed) even before the rally? Or was I so preoccupied with dealing with the discomfort of the bike’s riding position, that I didn’t have much time to think of anything else?

Whatever the reason, it occurred to me that it was probably only because I was unaware that I was riding so well and so spontaneously that I had been able to continue doing it for most of the rally. If I had become aware of it, I would have almost certainly have tried consciously to prolong the experience or enhance it or repeat it, and in doing that, I would have destroyed the very conditions of its existence. The self-reflexive mind can be a right pain in the bum on a bike. “The treasure-house of the unconscious self” is wiser and more creative by far – so the Buddhists say – than the deluding ego. And, I would add, gives a bigger f*cking buzz than shovel-loads of mental self-gratification can manage.

All of this is no doubt demonstrated by the fact that since the rally, my riding has gone right back to normal. Actually, it's been really terrible. Win some, lose some, I guess! :?

But JS, I can now answer your question about why I don’t get rid of the Daytona: it’s because, despite all the problems I’ve had with her, I’ve sensed for a long time what she might be capable of, even though I've never been able to find it – not till last weekend. Now, I’ve experienced it, I want some more.

The National Road Rally bills itself as Britain’s least known sporting event. Every year, around a thousand riders start out at 2.00 pm on a summer Saturday afternoon from any one of fifty checkpoints dotted across the country. Each of these checkpoints (or 'controls') is connected to a number of other checkpoints by lines drawn on the official map. Riders can only travel to a checkpoint from another that is connected to it by one of these lines. The lines are labelled '25 miles' or '30 miles', or in a very few cases, '20 miles'. These distances are entirely nominal, and often bear no relationship to real world mileages (riding one '25 mile' stretch put nearly 40 miles on the clock.) Nevertheless, the rules state that riders must visit as many checkpoints as they can without exceeding 540 (nominal) miles and must arrive at the final checkpoint in Bletchley Park (just south of Milton Keynes) before 10 the following morning. This gives 20 hours of riding (max), a good part of which takes place overnight.

Although the official start was set for 2.00 pm, my rally had begun some seven-and-a-half hours earlier. I woke at 6.30 that morning, with my alarm clock buzzing like an particularly irritating insect in my ear. With what felt like a superhuman effort, I levered myself out of bed - and groaned. I was feeling very much like a heap of manure on a particularly warm and sultry day. Six-thirty is not a time I can normally even contemplate, let alone rise to. But here I was, already on my feet on the one morning of the year when it would have made good sense to sleep in and get as much rest as possible.

The reason for this early morning self-torture was the Daytona. The Daytona’s electrics had been fixed by the dealer four days previously but because of my work schedule and other commitments I hadn’t yet been able to travel over to Aston Clinton to pick her up. I was now facing a two-hour bus journey there, followed by a thirty mile bike ride back - and all before breakfast.

The bus ride, at least, slipped past quickly enough with my head in a buzzy, sleep-deprived mist. I can remember almost nothing of it except that I spent half the journey trying to avoid the stony and (for some reason) implacably hostile glare of an elderly woman who sat opposite me behind her walking frame.

The bike ride home was nerve-racking and exhilarating. Jeremy, the Triumph mechanic at Aston had worked some of his pure magic on the Daytona and her engine was now well set up and running beautifully. But I was still expecting her electrics to give out at any moment and throw all my plans for the weekend into total chaos. I just couldn't bring myself to believe what I’d been told: that a single cracked fuse had been responsible for all the bike's confusing behaviour over the last couple of months.

Until now, I had always supposed that a fuse either worked or it didn’t and I was trying to come to terms with the idea that if it cracks, then it is possible for a charge to leak irregularly across the gap – the only explanation that would fit the bike's erratic behaviour. I am still not completely convinced. But riding home my doubts were completely irrelevant because the bike purred confidently all the way, and gave no hint of running out of juice. I put the voltmeter on her when I got her back (just to be sure) and was relieved to find that the battery was charging properly. It was now eleven o’clock.

After breakfast, any thought of going back to bed for a couple of hours was dashed by the realisation that there were a lot of useful, not to say, essential things I still needed to do before the rally started - like making sure I had enough food to take with me and figuring out how I could fix a magnetic map case onto the Daytona’s plastic tank - all things I should have sorted out earlier but, like so much else, hadn’t got round to.

What particularly worried me, though, was that despite the time of day having corrected itself (it was now after my proper getting-up time) I was still feeling like a godawful pile of dodo. This wasn't new; I’d been feeling increasingly rough for several days but in my usual optimisitc way (unrealistic, some tell me) I'd been expecting that by Saturday, it would all have gone away. It hadn’t. If I hadn’t been riding as part of a team, I think I might just have bottled it and gone straight back to bed.

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Guy, Dean Dave and Me (photo nicked unapologetically from the club website)

The other three team members, Dave, Guy and Big Dean were already at the Stevenage control in the High Street when I arrived. Despite the heat, Guy and Dave were dressed in regular protective biking gear; Big Dean as usual, was wearning nothing more than a leather waistcoat over a short-sleeved T-shirt. (He never rides in anything else.) He’s a big bloke carrying plenty of flesh and says he feels hot even on cold days – and that includes days when anything resembling heat is only measurable by reference to absolute zero. (I just don't want to be around if he ever has an accident.) Dean rides a Rocket III and can throw it around corners as though it were a 125 and had the sharp front-end of a sportsbike. Guy had arrived on his 'busa, and Dave on his Trophy, so with my Daytona we made up a heavily Triumph-oriented team.

Our rally numbers were taken at the control desk (outside the bike shop), our signatures were added to the attendance sheet, and our cards officially marked with the Stevenage stamp. We were ready to go. All we had to do now was wait till 2 o’clock. By the time the rally was over (if all went well), our signatures would appear on sheets of paper at checkpoints scattered about the country and there would be 21 more official control-point stamps on our cards.

Standing in front of the control on Stevenage High Street with Dean, Dave and Guy, grinning like an idiot for the official club photograph, I was feeling grottier by the minute and thinking that this was not such a good idea, but realising, by this time, that I was going to go through with it anyway. I started to berate myself, though, for not having signed up to do this on the SV. With its less extreme riding position it is quite possible to sit up comfortably on the SV even at fast speeds. That is definitely not possible on the Daytona. I knew that my wrists and back were going to suffer badly on this trip because, although we were using good roads as much as possible, there would still be a fair bit of slow riding.

For those who knows the geography of the UK, this was the route Dave, our master planner, had worked out for us:

1. Stevenage [motorcycle accessory shop]
2. Harlow [motorcycle club house]
3. Braintree [industrial yard]
4. Sawston - at Fourwentways south-east of Cambridge [the Comfort Café]
5. Ely [a service station on the A10]
6. Wisbech [motorcycle dealers]
7. Sutterton - a village in the fens, south of Boston and close to The Wash [Suzy’s Café]
8. Grantham [Honda motorcycle dealer]
9. Lincoln [café]
10. Gainsborough [pub]
11. Rotherham [McDonalds carpark]
12. Bakewell [country bookshop]
13. Ashbourne [Darley Moor race circuit]
14. Stoke-on-Trent [garage]
15. Cannock [The Hollies, transport café]
16. Meriden [The National Motorcycle Museum]
17. Stratford-upon-Avon [town centre bike park]
18. Deddington - a small Cotswold village south of Banbury [council depot]
19. Burford [market place]
20. Abingdon [petrol station]
21. Aylesbury [lay-by café]
22. Bletchley Park [‘Station X,’ where the German Enigma Code was broken in WWII]

There were numerous advantages to this route. Chief among them was the fact that it gave us exactly 540 official miles of travel (the maximum allowed); most of us knew many of these areas well; and it took us through some magnificent countryside. At this time of year there is only just over five hours of darkness, (an hour of which would, in any case, be spent in the second of our café stops), so we would see most of it.

The route describes a very wiggly circle around the Midlands. It passes eastwards for fifty miles before turning north up through East Anglia and Lincolnshire to Gainsborough. There it turns west across Southern Yorkshire and Derbyshire to the Potteries. At Stoke, it turns south, passes through Birmingham and continues down through the Cotswolds to Stratford-upon-Avon and Burford. It then veers east again towards the final control at Bletchley Park and the end of the rally.

I've always wanted to visit Bletchley Park, which during the Second World War was famously home to Alan Turing and his team of codebreakers - the guys who broke the German Enigma cipher and kept the Allies one step ahead of party war plans. So concerned were HM Government to prevent the Germans finding out that they were intercepting and decoding their transmissions that no information from Bletchley Park was ever sent by radio to anywhere else. All communication was by typed or handwritten message. At busy times up to 500 motorcycle couriers entered and left the grounds every day.

So, Bletchley Park was an appropriate end point for the rally. Now all we had to do was get there.

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:53 am
by sv-wolf
The National Rally (Part 2)

1. Stevenage, Time: 14.00; Start of rally
2. Harlow, Arrival Time: 14.40; (Real) Miles: 24; Total Miles: 24
3. Braintree, Arrival Time: 15.35; Miles: 43; Total Miles: 67
4. Sawston, Arrival Time: 16.30; Miles: 32; Total Miles: 99
5. Ely, Arrival Time: 17.10; Miles: 26; Total Miles: 125
6. Wisbech, Arrival Time: 18.00; Miles: 23; Total Miles: 148

At the end of a week of blisteringly hot sunshine, the Meteorological Office started to talk darkly of stormy weather, and was soon forecasting that the first rainclouds would hit the eastern counties more or less as the rally began. I’d brought my waterproofs with me. I’d also mentally prepared myself for a weekend of damp and stoical endurance.

For once, it seemed as though the Met was going to be right. As the officials at the Stevenage control gave us our cards and we kitted up ready for the ride, the skies darkened and the first few raindrops began to fall. They were big, sloppy drops, unpleasantly cold after days of unrelieved heat. But then there followed a very British moment. The gathering rainstorm seemed suddenly to hesitate; the big drops splashed around half-heartedly for a minute or two, then quite suddenly went away, and that was it. The skies cleared, the sun beat down and for the rest of the day it was hot, hot, hot. I opened the vents in my leathers, cracked open my visor a few millimetres and, with a sigh, prepared to endure the heat and get damp anyway. Inside my gear, I was beginning to feel as sticky as an iced bun.

And to add to my miseries, within a short while my wrists were aching, my joints were sore, I felt cramped, and the belly I’d had all week was beginning to churn uncomfortably. This, I thought, was going to be an interesting ride.

The order in which we left Stevenage: Dave leading; Dean second; me third and Guy bringing up the rear, fell to us largely by chance. But from the time we rolled out of the High Street until the moment we entered the grounds of Bletchley Park eighteen hours later at the close of the rally, we neither discussed it nor deviated from it. This apparently chance occurrence seemed, somehow, to have acquired the status and quality of natural law.

Just as some birds are born with a map of the heavens imprinted in their brains, enabling them infallibly to navigate on their long migrations, so Dave was born with an encyclopaedic knowledge of British roads programmed into his neural cortex – or so it seems. His skill in navigation is legendary and has rarely failed him in my experience. He has seldom been seen even to hesitate at a junction. But as impressive as this ability of his is, it is equally matched by another. For Dave likes his food and creature comforts and this means that his extensive knowledge of roads is paralleled by an equally extensive knowledge of roadside eating houses, or “nice cafés” as he likes to call them. This is unquestionably a skill worth having. He’s also a good pace setter and group leader, always aware of the riders behind him. Dave’s natural position is out in front.

Guy, on the ‘busa, was riding to a different set of conditions. He was sitting on top of 175 wild, wild ponies, all straining to be free. That was a lot more bhp than the rest of us were throwing around, even Dean on his Rocket. Like any wild animal, Guy’s machine needed occasional vigorous exercise. In number four position he could drop back whenever the need took him and then nail the throttle till he had caught up with us again. He also acted as back marker if any of us got into trouble.

Dean’s Rocket III, running directly in front of me was, it seemed, naturally designed to meet my simple-minded entertainment needs. Its back tyre, as big as a car’s and with an equally square profile, inflates to a relatively low pressure so that it can deform easily in corners. I had hours of innocent pleasure just watching the damn thing squirming around, shaping and reshaping itself against the road like a piece of putty. And if the Rocket’s rear was a source of entertainment, its front end was a useful source of illumination. At night, the big triple’s exceptionally powerful lamps, beamed ahead of me like searchlights, conveniently supplementing the Daytona’s not so very good ones. Although I was very happy to be riding third behind Dean there was one disadvantage to this riding order, but I would not discover what that was for many hours. I will come back to this.

The route from Stevenage to Harlow was as familiar to all of us as chicken and chips. The bends, the junctions, the roundabouts, the lights, the chicanes, the speed limits and the speed cameras passed by in their due order. The unbroken panorama of fields, trees and hedgerows opened up thoughts and perspectives nailed down during the week by work commitments and the need to meet other people’s deadlines. There was no sense of hurry to our ride, no sense of excitement either, just a well-judged pacing of effort. Dave was setting the tempo in consideration of the long, long night ahead. We wouldn’t thrash it, we had decided; but we would keep up a good steady speed during the day, to pick up time that would be lost to us after nightfall.

Country roads eventually gave way to country highways, woods and hedgerows to open fields. It was an almost ritualistic ride through a series of well-known and well-loved scenes, each opening out and flowing into the next. For mile on mile they passed us by, until finally the rolling green landscapes of Hertfordshire and Essex were brought to an abrupt and uncomfortable halt. For there, rising suddenly ahead of us was a line of featureless brick and corrugated buildings, starkly announcing that we had arrived at the commercial outskirts of Harlow.

Most of the rally checkpoints were set, not in the towns themselves, but in the outlying countryside (in some cases, in adjacent country villages.) The Harlow checkpoint, our first control, was no different, but was unfortunately located on the far side of this dreary urban assemblage. Being a new town, Harlow is designed to the standard pattern set by Stevenage in the 1940s: there are short stretches of road separated by large, characterless roundabouts. Its modern lack of decoration or individual design makes it appear lightweight and as half-hearted as any other new town I’ve ever seen. I began to feel sore and slightly desperate inside. Almost instantly, I was longing to get back out into the more comprehensible order of the countryside beyond.

The Harlow control was operated by a local motorcycle club and located in their clubhouse, a large wooden cabin with a billiard table in the middle and posters of motorcycles all round the walls. It was basic and bikerish. Next to the rally officials, several large mugs of tea stood abandoned on formica-topped tables, each sitting in its own small spillage. We queued to have our visit authenticated and did a time check: the first leg had taken us 40 minutes. There was a quick signing and stamping, a brief moment of discussion and then we were back on the bikes, riding out of the car park and on to our next stop. It was slick, unmemorable and, in a way, disappointing.

After Harlow we headed north on the motorway for several miles before turning east along some good A roads, towards Braintree. Despite the cruising speeds we were keeping up, the Daytona’s riding position was making me feel excruciatingly uncomfortable. She would not normally have given me this much grief but today I’d brought my own inner discomforts with me and minor stresses were quickly magnified. I started to curse her, but it is quite probable I would have felt uncomfortable sitting on anything that morning – even an easy chair

Near Coggeshall we turned off onto some local B roads – little more than lanes. Out here in rural Essex the roads are twistier and narrower; the hedgerows are thicker and the sense of deep countryside presses in all around you. These roads can be a lot of fun to ride, and despite the physical discomfort I was experiencing, I began to respond with enthusiasm to every twist and turn in the ribbon of tarmac laid out in front of us. That’s something I love about English country roads (something that I miss in France and in most other places on the continent): the less justification there is for them to weave about like Friday-night drunkards, the more joyfully and preposterously they seem to do it. English roads twist and twiddle for the pure hell of it, and you ride them in the same spirit.

In an act of eccentricity (I presume), the organisers of the National Road Rally had located the so-called ‘Braintree’, control about ten miles out into the countryside and nearer to the garrison town of Colchester. The manual stated that it was run by a motorcycle club but as far as I could tell it was located in the workshop of a small firm of engineers. The site lay just outside the village of White Colne and stood almost alone at the foot of a steepish valley, surrounded by green hills.

We parked the bikes in the firm's extensive yard, next to a dozen others that were already there. As we dismounted, several riders were kitting up beside their machines, ready to leave; several more came riding in as we walked over to the control. The workshops were crammed with all sorts of mechanical equipment, benches, tools and packing cases. A barbecue set was lined up beside the rally table but was not yet functional. That, I thought, was a pity as I was already getting hungry (and would have seized any opportunity for a break). But we were working to a schedule and the others were keen to press on. After getting the rally cards stamped, there was just time to note down our mileages and swig a couple of mouthfuls of water before we were off again.

After Braintree, we turned north-west, looping our way back towards Sawston and the Comfort Café. "The World Famous Comfort Café" (to give it its full - or should that be 'fulsome' - title) is no further from Stevenage than Harlow, but it lies north rather than east. It’s a regular stop on club ride-outs, particularly on wintry days when everyone seems to have an urgent job to get back to and doesn’t want to wander too far from home.

It was an attractive route. There are lots of pretty villages in this part of East Anglia, each with its uneven rows of country cottages with their sloping roofs and heavy thatch. In the eastern counties houses are often rendered in plaster and painted in bright pastel shades: blues, yellows, pinks and greens, making some of the older and well-tended villages a riot of colour. We passed through several of them. I tried to remember their names, but failed miserably, and had to content myself, as so often before, with a none-too-hopeful mental note to come back this way some time with a camera and a sketch book (I’ve been trying to teach myself how to draw for years – I’ll get there one day!)

We turned into the Comfort Café forecourt and parked. The control booth was set up among the outdoor dining tables and placed just outside the kitchen window. It was, in other words, strategically situated to torture a poor, hungry soul such as myself with cooking smells. And what smells they were: sausage and bacon, egg and chips, ham and tomato… While the others set off for the Fourwentways fuel station, just a few yards further up the road, I lingered a little. Then I lingered a little longer. And then a little longer still. When I arrived mutinously at the pumps, my team mates were already fuelled up and waiting for me. I filled up hurriedly, though not quite as hurriedly as I might.

Ely, the next stop, was a fairly straight run, more or less due north from the café on major roads. We travelled up the A11 for several miles before merging onto the A14 - where you need to keep a wary eye open for the speed camera. This nastly little machine is located immediately beyond the curve of the junction just at the point where you are preoccupied with adjusting your speed to enter the new traffic flow. Beyond Exning, we turned off once again, this time onto the pleasantly twisty A142. All these roads were very welcome to me: the speeds we were maintaining finally began to relieve some of the discomfort and the bends took my attention away from my personal woes. I think also it was about this time that my body decided there was no point in complaining and began to adjust itself to the ride.

The demands of the rally left no time for photographs, but on any other occasion I would have pulled over onto the side of the A142 to get some shots of Ely cathedral rising magnificently out of the Fenland plain. The tiny hill on which the cathedral and town are built is hardly a pimple on the landscape, yet it is the only raised land to be seen anywhere from horizon to wide horizon. This ‘hill’ is known locally as “The Isle of Ely” and the cathedral is called anciently: “The Ship of the Fens”. The area today is all dry land but, in medieval times, before the Dutch engineers were invited over to tame the rivers and drain the soil, this was a gigantic flood plain and regularly inundated. To anyone approaching Ely along one of the causeways the cathedral would have seemed to float directly upon the waters. I still get a thrill seeing it after all these years. It happened then that the Whitchford service station, our next control point, was something of an anti-climax after a long and uninterrupted view of this stupendous building.

After Ely we continued deeper into Fenland, heading almost due north for Wisbech, all the while crossing one after another of the huge ‘new rivers’, 'drains' or ‘droves’ that keep the land dry and the soil richly fertile. At times the roads here are carried on tall embankments above the surrounding floodplain, at others, the rivers flow above the level of the roads, their waters contained within high and massive earth levees. At ground level, you frequently see marker posts which indicate the depth of the waters in times of flood. Out in fenland, water dominates everyone's lives. And always has. It's presence is written into the names of the villages we passed: Outwell; Upwell; Three Holes; Lakesend; Friday Bridge; Marshland St James.

On a bright, sunny day, the wet fenlands gleam and glisten and the open landscape breathes a welcome freshness into your heart and lungs and mind. Riding along these roads give a boost to the spirits. But you have to be careful. Fenland tarmac is prone to run straight for miles on end, and then suddenly, when you least expect it, take a right-angled turn so sharp you would think it had been laid out with a carpenter’s square. If these bends can catch out the locals (as the do, frequently) then visitors need to be doubly alert. The A1101 carries its own dangers. It is banked and accompanied on one side by a large drain. The local constabulary has shown its wit and wisdom by placing regular signs along its length. These read, “Think, don’t Sink.” Drowning is a common way to die in the fens.

Just south of Wisbech we turned off the A1101 and into the car park of ‘Gildo’s motorcycles’ where we found the next control point. We stopped here for a few (unscheduled) minutes to make use of the cups of tea that were on offer, and to wipe our visors with the cloths and soapy water the organisers had thoughtfully provided. This brief respite gave me an opportunity to whip out the camera and take a few pics of several classic bikes that were taking part in the rally. The sight of older machinery carrying rally stickers became incresingly common during the remainder of that day and throughout the following night.

I peeled off my leathers, knocked back almost a pint of water, found a convenient bush, stretched a few muscles and then, during the few pleasant minutes it took for the others to down a mug of tea, I began to relax.

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Anyone who has ever experienced the peculiarly intense vibrations that
a classic BSA can produce (middle bike) might wonder what sort of state
these blokes' backsides are going to be in at the end of a 600 mile ride.
Then again, they might not. :wink:



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My fellow rally riders, happy with their cups of tea and cakes at Wisbech


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Our bikes at the Wisbech control: Dean's Rocket; my Daytona; Guy's Hyabusa; and Dave's Trophy.

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:25 am
by noodlenoggin
Awesome! Keep it coming!

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:37 pm
by sv-wolf
The National Rally (Part 3)

7. Sutterton, Arrival Time: 18.30; (Real) Miles: 23; Total Miles: 171

1st Break at Sutterton: Time of departure 19.40

8. Grantham, Arrival Time: 20.06; Miles: 28; Total Miles: 199
9. Lincoln, Arrival Time: 20.50; Miles: 28; Total Miles: 227
10.Gainsborough, Arrival Time: 21.35; Miles: 29; Total Miles: 256


Soon after we left the Wisbech control we entered the town of Wisbech itself. This is a typical Fenland town with a river (The Nene) running up the middle of the High Street. It has real country character and always puts me in a good mood whenever I pass through it. Some places just do that.

A few miles before reaching the town we had crossed the county boundary and passed from Cambridgeshire into a corner of Norfolk. Soon we would be riding out into Lincolnshire and the wildness of the northern fens. It seems strange to me how such a flat and intensively farmed region can vary so much. But as you ride northwards, the landscape begins to take on a feral, almost savage, appearance. In stormy or turbulent weather it can be genuinely terrifying.

The Fenlands are only maintained at the expense of constant vigilance. Every day, the sluices all round the coast have to be raised and lowered with the tides to prevent the sea overwhelming the land. The ditches have to be maintained; the river levels monitored; water pumped and circulated. All Fenlanders pay a water tax to their local councils to secure their homes and livelihoods,.

The area’s one-million acres were artificially drained in the seventeenth century to bring the rich alluvial soils into cultivation. Ditches where cut and the meandering rivers straightened to increase their rate of flow. The plan worked but it had an ironic and unforeseen consequence. As expected, the soil dried out – and as it dried, it shrank. For the first time, the Fenland fields dropped below sea level and below the level of the rivers, too. Constant pump action now became necessary to keep them dry. Windmills appeared, and later electric stations. Today, water is constantly shifted round a huge network of channels, not just to drain the land but to irrigate it, too, and to keep the watercourses navigable. There are few places where you can get such a sense of the land being managed as you do here, or see a landscape which is at the same time an immense engineering project.

The next control was at Sutterton, a small village lying just south of Boston and about six miles from The Wash. The Wash is a huge rectangular estuary, surrounded by miles of mud flats. It receives all the waters of the Fenland rivers and is the focal point of this strange, independent world. The closer you get to The Wash, the marshier the land becomes and the fewer are the villages and towns. On this side, it has no real coastline, no place where the land ends and the sea begins: as you approach it, the ground gradually becomes muddier and wetter until eventually it is indistinguishable from the North Sea.

We turned off the A1101 and onto the A17 (The Washway Road), passing signs for villages with typically bizarre Fenland names like Gedney, Cackle Hill, Saracen’s Head and Whaplode. The ride up the A17 to Sutterton was easy, uneventful and atmospheric. It was of the kind that tunes your life to the engine’s growl and blows the world’s concerns out of your mind. Four bikes; four riders: we skimmed along over good tarmac, between hedgeless fields and under the steady heat of limitless skies. Around us, all of Fenland drifted by.

Eventually, at the Fosdyke bridge we slowed a little to watch the muddy waters of the river Welland flowing choppily down to the The Wash, and beyond that, to the equally muddy sea. The Welland: wide, windblown and careless, runs like all Fenland rivers, in a long, artificially straight line, lapping gently at its raised grassy banks. Downstream of the bridge, it supports a small marina which has the fresh, unhurried look of river communities everywhere.

As we headed on up the last couple of miles to Sutterton I scanned the skyline to the north-east, looking out for the Boston Stump, the tower of the church of St Botolph. Built more as a sea beacon than as an act of religious devotion, it claims to be the tallest tower belonging to a parish church in England and dominates the flat landscape for miles about. The town of Boston is today a sleepy backwater, happy to have lent its name to the somewhat larger and more significant settlement on the other side of the Atlantic. In most respects the two towns couldn’t be more different but Boston, Lincs does have a few things in common with its Massachusetts namesake: an association with the ‘Pilgrim Fathers’ for one, and a historic gripe over taxation. With the sole exception of London, Boston was, throughout the early modern period, the most highly taxed town in England. Its solid and well-heeled inhabitants were none too happy about this, but I cannot find anywhere that they ever dressed up and dunked anything into the harbour in protest. They left that to their more excitable cousins overseas.

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By the time we reached Sutterton it was half-past-six. The skies had mellowed and the day had taken on a warm and thoughtful air. About twenty bikes were parked next to the control booth, set up in the forecourt of Suzy’s café. This was to be our first scheduled food stop.

Finally! I was going to get something to eat - though not, as it turned out, without a struggle. Suzy was a friendly, obliging woman of middle age, but clearly not in the habit of catering to bikers with unusual dietary requirements. It took me nearly ten minutes of complex negotiation to explain what I wanted - a process which torqued up my analytical skills so much that I felt the threads beginning to tear. Unless you have to go through this performance every time you eat out, you won’t believe the potential for misunderstanding contained in the simple act of ordering a meal.

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The control outside Suzy's cafe at Sutterton.

When the food came though, it was worth waiting for. Dave’s encyclopaedic knowledge of roadside café’s had not deserted him. We sat together at a window table chatting amongst ourselves and occasionally to another biker we had seen starting the rally at Stevenage. An odd episode followed when a rally rider entered the café with his girlfriend and caught our attention, not with a greeting, but with a peculiar, dramatic enactment on the subject (I think) of how hot it was and what a pain it is getting out of a set of sweaty leathers.

I needed to get some of the kinks out of my legs before we got back on the bikes, so I left the others after the meal and went for a brief exploration of the area. It was good just to walk and absorb the atmosphere of the place. Sometimes, the sheer sense of space here can make you feel giddy: often there doesn’t seem to be very much holding you down to the ground. It’s a remarkable landscape and over time I’ve grown to love it, but it has always been an object of fascination for me.

As a small child back in Hertfordshire I spent many happy days wading up and down the village drainage ditches in my wellies, damming their flows, creating fords across footpaths and diverting water into peoples’ gardens. These early (and illicit) engineering attempts were well planned and highly successful. I have always been proud of the fact that I was only ever caught in the act on three occasions. The first time this happened, I was marched into Home Farm and forced to apologise for turning Mr Prior’s chicken coop into a mini-flood plain; the second time I was soundly thrashed, since a lot of the diverted water had accumulated inside Billy Pugh’s sunken arbour – an effect which, at the time, I had regarded as something of a triumph.

But the thrashing failed to have the desired effect and I just became more careful how I carried out my projects. I did feel rather bad though when early one summer, dad fell down an experimental well I had been digging in our vegetable garden. Unknown to my parents, I had been working on this for several weeks behind the runner beans to see how much water it would accumulate from seepage.

Not wanting my well to be discovered, I’d covered it over with some old fibre board and then scattered earth on it. The board was probably rotten, but in any case it turned out not to be as sturdy as I’d imagined and one evening after dad had got home from work, mum saw him unaccountably disappearing down into the bowels of the earth. I seem to remember, he banged his shins rather badly on the edge of a spade as he fell. He also got rather wet. That was the third time I got caught. But on this occasion dad was too bruised and shaken up to do much more than glare at me for several weeks and stop my pocket money. (It was a damn good hole!)

Eventually, my poor, long-suffering father realised there wasn’t much he could do to cure me of this ‘obsession’ (as he saw it), so he tried to channel my interests into something more constructive (or at least, less harmful) by buying me a “hydraulic engineer’s set” for my eleventh birthday. I know he had to travel up to a specialist shop on the Tottenham Court Road (Central London) to get it and it made a fair hole in the family budget. It was a fabulous present, but it was no substitute for the real thing, and elaborate engineering works continued to appear all over the village and in the neighbouring fields for several years to come.

By my mid-teens I had discovered the work of Viktor Shauberger, the eccentric but brilliant builder of log flumes, and realised that there was more to this business of water management than met the eye. Influenced by his theories about liquid vortexes, I changed my school subjects to physics and maths. My career as a hydraulic engineer might well have taken off at that point, had I not, at the same time, been developing an interest in the even more fascinating (and intimately related) subjects of girls and motorbikes. Time spent in school labs was no substitute for evenings behind the hedge at the Red Lion pub or hanging out on the village green. There was no help for me after that: I became a lost teenage soul. All thoughts of a future career went out of my head and from then on, my obsessions began to take a more immediate and conventional turn.

In later years, motorcycles, which had overtaken my interest in watercourses became the means whereby I could visit the Fens and observe the pumps and sluices working at first hand. There is a kind of satisfying circularity in that, I’ve always thought.

I returned to the café to find the others finishing up their last cup of tea and getting ready to go. We thanked the amused and obliging Suzy and walked back to the bikes. There were now at least thirty of them parked up in the yard and yet more were arriving as we put on our gear. This was obviously a popular food stop for those in the know.

As we fired up the engines, I checked the time on the dash. It was twenty to eight.

The next leg of the rally was more-or-less a straight run due west along the A17 and the A52. We were (temporarily) abandoning the central fens and heading for Grantham. Grantham! - infamously the birthplace of Margaret Thatcher: grocer’s daughter; Tory prime minister; and owner of the most irritating and patronising voice known to man (and woman, too). I had forgotten this fact as we rode steadily westwards towards the town, and that is probably all to the good.

For most of the 28 miles between Sutterton (elevation 15 feet) and Grantham (elevation 200 feet) not a lot changes, really. Most of the area is still technically Fenland so it is only as we begin to approach our destination that the land starts to undulate slightly. Soon a few woods and spinnies appear scattered across the landscape and the road begins to develop a more familiar wiggle. Oh, and there is now a lot less water! With our bellies full and our spirits high, we put our heads down and pointed the bikes into the early evening sun.

The control, when we reached it, was popping. It was set up in the forecourt of 'Grantham Honda Motorcycles'. There were dozens of bikes parked up outside the showrooms, their riders milling about the site - a little less keen to press on, I thought, now that the still time of evening had arrived. The sharp, outgoing eagerness on people’s faces I'd noticed earlier was giving way to a more thoughtful look as they readied themselves for the long night ahead.

The dealers had clearly seen this as a marketing opportunity and the showrooms were still open. Staff wandered about among the riders, but had little to do. The company had laid on food and drink, and a rock band played energetically in the corner of the forecourt, the music thinning out and then blowing away on the evening breeze. But we didn’t linger. As soon as our cards were stamped and our attendance sheets signed, we set off.

We now had to retrace our route for ten miles before turning north on the A15 towards Lincoln. It was past eight o’clock and the evening skies were beginning to darken though the light would persist for a couple of hours yet. At a village crossroads, half a mile from the Grantham control, we passed a solo Royal Enfield rider wearing goggles and a long leather trenchcoat. He pointed up the hill towards the dealers and shot us a questioning look. We gave him the thumbs up. It was all smiles and waves and he was on his way.

On the A15 up to Lincoln we encountered several small groups of riders. They passed us, heads down, hands steady on their throttles, pacing out the miles to their next stop. Motorcyclists don't normally ride in groups at this time of evening, so there was little doubt about where they were going. A definite warmth appeared in our greetings now. Perhaps this was in recognition of our shared purpose, however tenuous and temporary. But perhaps too it was a more ancient impulse, common among travellers who find themselves far from home as evening falls. The A15 here, is a good road, easy-going but with enough twists and turns to keep a motorcylist focused – it's a good road to ride at evening time.

The miles rolled by comfortably and without incident. We were travelling now through a bleak and dusty landscape with few features of any interest. The air was cooling noticeably, but it was not yet cold. I'd settled down, letting my thoughts drift a little wherever they would. Up ahead, a roadside café appeared: one more unmemorable feature on an increasingly unmemorable road.

Suddenly, to my surprise, David indicated and swung off into the café entrance his bike tyres crunching over gravel. Dean followed. In my dreamy mood, I had been paying little attention to my surroundings or to the route plan on my tank bag. I braked hard and followed them in. Guy had dropped back and arrived some minutes later. We set the bikes down next to a caravan by the café entrance and looked around. We were the only riders there. Beyond the car park and isolated buildings, the dry and level fields swept far away into the distance.

A small collapsible table had been set up outside the caravan: this was the Lincoln control. A small boy stamped our cards under the watchful eye of his father who leaned casually against the metal walls, cup of tea in hand. We talked briefly before getting back onto the bikes. I zipped up the vents in my jacket and drank down a whole bottle of water, hoping that this would not have unfortunate consequences later on. It was ten to nine, and there were 227 miles on the clock.

We were some miles south of Lincoln itself, but would need to ride right through the city centre to pick up the road to Gainsborough on the far side. Under other circumstances, the prospect of riding through urban traffic would have made me groan. True, I was aching a lot less now but an extended period on the clutch, I knew, would quickly bring back the discomfort: the tension in my hands and wrists, the churning in my abdomen, the hot stabbing pains in my knees - it wasn't an attractive prospect.

‘Under other circumstances…’ I told myself. But this was Lincoln, a beautiful and enchanting city. And we would be riding right past the cathedral. Lincoln cathedral is just as moving as Ely but far grander and built with such a passion for life that it floods the senses of even a causal visitor. You can’t ignore it. It is one of the truly great buildings of Europe.

I looked up into the sky. Cloud cover was thin and the light was still reasonably good, so we would get to see it clearly at it as we passed by under its walls. We wouldn't be stopping, of course, but that didn't matter. Some things are just life enhancing in themselves. And what you cannot see, imagination and memory will supply.

The building stands upon a steep-sided hill that rushes suddenly upwards out of the plain. (The land south of Lincoln is the last northern outpost of the Fens.) The books say that it is built in the Decorated Gothic style, but that conveys little of its particular magnificence. Everywhere on this huge building, the stonework bursts into life, twisting and turning, writhing into leaf and flower patterns like vegetation in the spring. It’s as though the masons, its creators, were determined to express all their passion in a single building. All over the cathedral, flowing shapes sprout irrepressibly from the fixed forms of Gothic architecture, breaking the moulds of conformity.

Whenever I visit the cathedral, I think of the medieval craftsmen in their huts, working through the winter nights under their oil lamps creating these stupendous designs. I’m not really into art and architecture as such, and I’m certainly not into religion, but when I see something like this I can’t help but be impressed. Ordinary craftsmen made this, people who worked with their hands all their lives. And they made it this way because they had something to say about how they felt, and how they saw themsleves and their community. To me, the whole building is a wonderful act of self-expression in the midst of an authoritarian world.

My brief three minute glimpse of the building sitting atop of its dramatic hill was worth all the discomfort of city riding, though even that had been muted by the sense of anticipation it generated. It rose up above us. Then, in a moment, its soaring walls were left behind and my thoughts moved on instantly to to the road ahead and to Gainsborough, our next control stop. That was the nature of the event.

Beyond the city we continued north along the A15 for another nine miles. The A15 here follows the line of the Ermine Way, a major Roman Road connecting London with the North-East (passing, as it does so, very close to my home town of Hitchin). Construction began in AD 43, not long after the invasion and the road remained a major highway right up to recent times. This stretch of the A15 runs as straight as any Roman surveyor could wish for – or almost. At one point only, it deviates from the line of the original and takes a long, lazy sweep around Scampton Airfield. It’s a rural road, running along through large open fields, green with wheat or barley or yellow with rape. There are few settlements here, just scattered farmsteads with huge modern barns and industrial-looking outbuildings

East of Harpswell, we turned onto the A631 and headed for the village of Corringham, just this side of Gainsborough, where the next control was waiting for us in the forecourt of a large country inn. It was a short, quick run and it passed me by almost without my being aware of it. When we arrived at the inn I checked the miles: 256 so far. We were not yet half way and the night was beginning to fall.

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:04 pm
by fireguzzi
Great write up Mr. Wolf. Looking forward to the next installment.

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:07 am
by Nibblet99
Just thought I'd check in on the forums, and I see you are being as eloquent, and verbose, as always.

Loving the blog Mr Wolf.

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:02 pm
by Wrider
Where are you at bud? It's been a month without my "strange language from across the pond" fix! *twitch* :laughing: