Why are Harleys cool?

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#91 Unread post by Gummiente »

ZooTech wrote:As usual, a stellar rebuttle from Gummiente.
Thank you, thank you very much. And it's "rebuttal", not rebuttle. Use your words, Zoomie.
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#92 Unread post by shane-o »

anyone ever noticed that HD riders tend to be short, fat dumpy guys with bad skin, who have to much body hair and smell like a dead animal.

In contrast, My buds and I, all who ride sports, all look quite handsome, tall with nice haircuts, smell nice and are chick magnents.



HD riders look like their bikes, big, fat, slow and ugly
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#93 Unread post by DirtyD86 »

shane-o wrote:
HD riders look like their bikes, big, fat, slow and ugly
gummiente is living proof

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#94 Unread post by Mintbread »

Andy G wrote:Excessively Big. moderately Powerful. Obnoxiously Loud. Needlessly Proud.

Just like the Country they come from...the US of A.

That's why! 8)


Fixed. :wink:
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#95 Unread post by TechTMW »

Thanks for this display guys. Now everyone can see what kind of posting TMW doesn't endorse. You guys are entitled to your opinions but personal attacks like this (Which incidentally have no relevance to the topic) are not welcome here.

Unless it's Friendly, Helpful, Useful and Unbiased, don't bother.

shane-o wrote:anyone ever noticed that HD riders tend to be short, fat dumpy guys with bad skin, who have to much body hair and smell like a dead animal.

In contrast, My buds and I, all who ride sports, all look quite handsome, tall with nice haircuts, smell nice and are chick magnents.



HD riders look like their bikes, big, fat, slow and ugly
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shane-o wrote:
HD riders look like their bikes, big, fat, slow and ugly
gummiente is living proof
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#96 Unread post by Mustang »

Well this thread has reached a new low......

Great brotherhood of bikers we have here....

Sad to see the cheap insults....
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shane-o wrote:anyone ever noticed that HD riders tend to be short, fat dumpy guys with bad skin, who have to much body hair and smell like a dead animal.

In contrast, My buds and I, all who ride sports, all look quite handsome, tall with nice haircuts, smell nice and are chick magnents.



HD riders look like their bikes, big, fat, slow and ugly
:laughing:

*I won't support that statement*. But I will say common sense is that younger guys and gals ride sportier bikes.

When I hit 50 I'll probably become a Cruiser guy myself. Till then its standards and naked sport bikes for me. The closest thing to a Cruiser I'd ride would be a VMAX....but thats only because its got a modern design/look. Hell that thing looks like It would be at home in 2106.

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#98 Unread post by Gummiente »

shane-o wrote:anyone ever noticed that HD riders tend to be short, fat dumpy guys with bad skin, who have to much body hair and smell like a dead animal.

In contrast, My buds and I, all who ride sports, all look quite handsome, tall with nice haircuts, smell nice and are chick magnents.



HD riders look like their bikes, big, fat, slow and ugly
:cry: You squids can be SO hurtful sometimes. I'm NOT short. And FYI, we don't need magnets to attract chicks like you boys do. Ever wonder why Harleys have that big gap in the center of the gas tank? It's so we have room to put our dicks when we're riding.
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#99 Unread post by Mintbread »

I thought that was the reason you didn't wear helmets.
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#100 Unread post by Gummiente »

Mustang wrote:Great brotherhood of bikers we have here....
I hear ya loud and clear on that one, 'stang, but what can one do? No wonder very few Harley riders hang around here, it's just the same old bullshit served up on a different plate. But people like Zoomie and D86 just don't have enough riding experience for their opinion to matter when it comes to Harleys (or pretty much anything else), so they can be safely ignored. It's the people like Mintbread, though, who really make you wonder. You'd think that after a few years they'd realise that it doesn't matter WHAT you ride, it's THAT you ride, but some just can't seem to ever let that sentiment penetrate through their bozone layer.

What keeps me here is that there are many riders like you and I who DO believe that it's all about brotherhood and not about the decal on the tank. There's enough of them here to make hanging around worthwhile, heck, I even scored a box of homemade choco-chip cookies from one of them - that alone makes up for all the anti-Harley threads that sprout up like weeds.
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