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2will wrote:lol. qwerty, are you related to motof150?

funny how the gun folks are eating it up.

Shorts wrote:I do like dogs, cats, beef, baby back ribs, sex,

storysunfolding wrote:

Shorts wrote:I do like dogs, cats, beef, baby back ribs, sex,

In that order shorts?

-Holiday wrote:

storysunfolding wrote:

qwerty wrote:. When she was 12 she was a cheerleader, complete with blonde. 18 months later, after 4 hours/day in the gym, she made the varsity football team as a 9th grader. Her goal was to average breaking one opponent's bone per game with clean hits. She missed by one game.

You need to post a picture to make me believe this. Varsity football at 13 and a half where she breaks a bone a game with clean hits?

She weighed 168 and benched 325. Being one of only two girls her age in the neighborhood, she also grew up playing tackle football pickup games. Most of the kids were older than her. Anyone who puts 10 years of practice into anything gets pretty good at it.

Edit: A picture where she's holding your tmw handle so we know you weren't downloading "chicks on steroids" pictures

Ok, I can't keep quiet anymore: have you guys read his posts?

Here's a few of the things he's claimed off of the top of my head:

- someone threw a beer bottle out of a moving car on the highway, he was behind them on his bike, he caught it in mid air and threw it back at them.

Anything chucked out of a moving vehicle leaves the vehicle at a slightly higher speed than the vehicle is moving (vector the velocity of the vehicle and the velocity of the chucked item). To anyone moving at a velocity to that vehicle, whether they are in that vehicle or on another, does not experience the velocity of the vehicle(s) in relation to the chucked object. Therefore, the percieved motion of the chucked object is similar to your buddy tossing you a beer across a bar. Any half-wit 7th grader can explain vectors, moron. Now, a low density object with a high surface area, like a cigarette butt or a piece of paper, will decelerate very quickly because of wind resistance. A denser object with a relatively small surface area, like a glass bottle half full of beer, will not decelerate nearly as quickly. Duh.

- he gave another motorist a flat tire by pulling up next to them (while they were moving) and stabbed it with a knife. (BTW, try puncturing a spare tire sometime with a knife...you'll know its not possible stationary, let alone while on a moving car)

They were not moving. They were stopped in the left turn lane. It wasn't a knife, but a phillips screwdriver. Of course, it is very difficult to puncture a tread by hand, but very easy to puncture a sidewall. Not only do you not know didly about applied physics, but your reading comprehension sucks as does your knowledge of tires and their characteristics.

- he has been in motorcycle movies

I was desert racing. I just happened to be in one of the clips chosen for publication. One movie, it just happened. Again, you demonstrate your sorry reading comprehension skills. If you lived in Texas, you'd have never made it out of 3rd grade. BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!

- he's killed at least 2 people

Hmmm? Only two? Four on two occasions. They shot first, I shot better. Plus no telling how many in Viet Nam. Again, you demonstrate a total lack of ability in reading comprehension. Maybe you could try Sylvan Learning Centers?

- now this equaly rediculous story about his daughter.

i'm sure there is more but that is just off the top of my head. I'd give you exact quotes from his posts but I dont have time, so go do a search on his name and have a laugh.

Oh and, brace yourselves for his violent nonsensical response when he reads this, as real liars cant handle being called out. He sure didnt like it last time. but unfortunately he had nothing to back up these ridiculous claims.

Gee, Holiday, you are too easy. Get a life.

qwerty wrote:Exactly how hot is it in Hell?