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My Dad called me an *sshole
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:55 am
by Gummiente
I was riding the Harley through town yesterday when I spotted my Dad coming towards me in his car. I gave a BIG wave, but he just sailed blithely on by without so much as a glance in my direction. So I whipped around and followed him, but he wouldn't pull over. Chased him all the way through town before I realised he probably didn't recognise me because I've been on the Ural all winter. So I finally catch up to him at a traffic light and pull up beside his window. He gives me the most indignant look I've ever seen and just sits there staring at me. So I wave. He rolls the window down, blank look on his face. I say "Hi, Dad!" and you should have seen the shocked look on his face. "Oh, it's YOU!" he says. So at the green, he pulls over into a parking lot for a chat. One of his buddies is in the car with him and he tells me that Dad had noticed the bike trailing behind and was chatting with him about me, wondering if I had got my Harley out yet. When I pulled up next to him at the lights, he turned to his friend and said "Would you look at this *sshole! What the hell does he want?!"
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:05 am
by Scott58
LOL. Good story!
Re: My Dad called me an *sshole
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:38 am
by ShawnKing
Gummiente wrote:"Would you look at this *sshole! What the hell does he want?!"
LOL If that was the first time he called you that, you're a lucky man.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:42 pm
by BuzZz
LOL, that's kinda funny.
If Pappy calls me that, it's a good day, ussually it's a little more harsh. You'd think he'd be a bit more friendly, considering I'm paying for his retirement, but no such luck.....
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:15 am
by Z (fka Sweet Tooth)
LOL....nice one Dad.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:50 am
by Kal
BuzZz wrote:LOL, that's kinda funny.
If Pappy calls me that, it's a good day, ussually it's a little more harsh. You'd think he'd be a bit more friendly, considering I'm paying for his retirement, but no such luck.....
My folks aren't too bad - they know I'll be choosing which home they will be living in... 
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:29 am
by cb360
That's pretty damn funny.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:47 am
by sapaul
Does he generally think bikers ar As#@ole's or is it just you.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:02 am
by Dichotomous
not seeing his own son!
and I thought my girlfriend not seeing me when she was trying to find me on the road the first time I went riding was bad!
Re: My Dad called me an *sshole
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:00 am
by Bubba
FATHER KNOWS BEST!