Little old couple remembers their first time . . . .
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:46 am
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes. she says. "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds crazy, but great!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see the two
old-times having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly
they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever
seen. This goes on for about ten minutes.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that
he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing ... I've got to
ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago, young feller, that wasn't an electric
fence."
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes. she says. "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds crazy, but great!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see the two
old-times having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly
they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever
seen. This goes on for about ten minutes.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that
he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing ... I've got to
ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago, young feller, that wasn't an electric
fence."