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tell me about some of the pranks, (mean or funny) that you've pulled.

i had an ex cheat on me (think: she was a hoe... fo' sho') so i wired a piezzo buzzer to her 3rd brakelight so everytime she hit the brakes an anoying Beeeeeeep! eminated from somewhere in her car.

i did ultimatly remove it but it was classic!

how about you...?

In the early 70s, my friend's dad bought one of the original Honda Civics (think tiny, tiny car). One night, about 8 of us picked up the car, carried it into the backyard, and parked it squarely between the two poles of the clothesline. There was about 3 inches clearance from each bumper.

We thought the funny part would be watching his dad try to drive it out from between the poles (impossible), but we got more than we bargained for. Apparently, when he noticed the car was not in the driveway, he called the police. When the cops came in to take the report, one of them glanced out the kitchen window and noticed the car sitting in the back yard.

We never 'fessed up to that one, for fear of bodily injury

I hooked up Dad's horn to his brakelight switch once. It was a manual tranny so in town he only used the brakes at lights and stopsigns mostly. When ever he did hit the brakes the horn went off, the guy in front of him got pissed and he did alot of talking that day. When he got home, he knew what was done and who did it. And he made me fix it, check the rest of his wiring and wash it for a month.

Spliced and ran a sparkplug wire from the engine bay to the seat of a guys car at work once. He got lifted every time he tryed to start it. Took him 45 minutes to figure it out and find it, while I watched.

Filled a garbage bag with oxy and acetylene and pulled a lead off his plug and put it inside the bag. It canked for a few seconds before it sparked across the gab to a ground someplace. Waaaay bigger bang than I was expecting, and he dropped a load in his shorts while running away from the truck.

Buddy found and killed a snake and stuck it in my toolbox in the truck. I shot 20+ gophers and put them all over his seat, across the dash, under the visors... and hid one really good behind his seat. He threw out the ones he could see, but not the one I hid. Took pity on him and removed the rotting one after a week in the sun.

Took a syrince of mercaptan ( the stuff that they add to propane and natural gas to make it smell) and injected it into the door seal rubber of another guy. It is ultra-concentrated, the amount I had in the syringe is the amount they add to a full traincar of product. Every time he closed the door, the smell would come out and it was sever. He never did figure out what I did, just that I did something.... ended up selling it. This is pretty mean, so don't do it unless you really hate the guy. Stinky still hates me, but he don't mess with me no more.

Plenty of others but many are not suitable for public viewing....

Uh, BUzz: I'm still on your good side.......right????

BuzZz wrote:Waaaay bigger bang than I was expecting, and he dropped a load in his shorts while running away from the truck.

I'm still laughing... I'm sure that to your parents you were a waaaay bigger bang than they had ever expected.

BuzZz wrote:...This is pretty mean, so don't do it unless you really hate the guy. Stinky still hates me, but he don't mess with me no more.

What on Earth did this guy do to you?! That's pretty slick. Ethically you might be lacking, but you sure are stealthy. If I never need any advice in the area of sabotage or revenge, I'll get in touch.

Cheers,
Loonette

High_Side wrote:Uh, BUzz: I'm still on your good side.......right????

I know Bruce its worring as he is only an hour away now

We're still cool, Bruce.

The reason Stinky got the treatment was because he was/is a backstabbing, asskissing, lump 'o chit who tryed to climb the ladder at work by making me look bad. That's all well and good, but not if you lie to do it. Polite conversation didn't work. Impolite conversation didn't work. Reporting his outright lies to our respective supervisors didn't work. I'm not stupid enough to use violence at work. I calmly warned him several times that his life could become very unpleasant. I started small, rocks taped to his driveshaft, heater controls disabled to A/C in winter, new born calf in his passenger seat.... the mercaptan finally did it. I started calling him stinky before he ever mentioned anything about the smell, so he knew I was screwing with him.....

"Things can get alot worse, Stinky." let him know I wasn't going away.

Back in HS some students filled a pop bottle with aceletene and lit it with a torch. The bang was big enough to be heard/felt at the far end of the school. They got a couple weeks off for that.

Remember Facey BuzZz, remember the welding room? I was in the cafeteria and the tables shook, I cannot even imagine what a bag of the stuff did.

Rocks to the driveshaft, I gotta remember that.

Bent his hood..... oops. I bought him a new one. But dam, it was funny.

If any office pissed you off, and you know theyre fax number, take a few sheets of paper, long enough that when on end comes out of the fax it still has quite a bit in the top still, write some thing obscene or what ever on the paper, send it via the fax, when the bottom end comes out, tape it to the top, it will just keep feeding though and they'll end up with quite a heap of paper on theyre end. Not quite as nasty or as thoughtfull as buzZz, but it works for the white collars I would think.