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help me out here: you might be a squid if...

#1 Unread post by BigChickenStrips »

...you've ever done a stoppie into a parked car

...you ride to the store and they wont let you in because of that whole no shirt no service thing

...you've ever had 3+ girls (i dont care how skinny) ride on the back of your sport bike at the same time



ok, now you try...
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#2 Unread post by DivideOverflow »

...you are any of various marine cephalopod mollusks of the genus Loligo and related genera, having a usually elongated body, ten arms surrounding the mouth, a vestigial internal shell, and a pair of triangular or rounded fins.
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#3 Unread post by Shiv »

... you squirt cagers with your ink when they get too close.

... you don't use your motorcycle's engine. You have a water jet built in.
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#4 Unread post by flynrider »

-You consider a nice plate of calamari to be cannibalism.
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#5 Unread post by ZooTech »

You live next door to Spongebob and your last name is "Tentacles". Image

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#6 Unread post by BuzZz »

They call you 'Buzz'....
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#7 Unread post by Ninja Geoff »

You've 12'ed your bike when you let off the gas a bit when doing a rolling burnout.
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#8 Unread post by VermilionX »

you're squid if this is your riding gear...

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#10 Unread post by BuzZz »

Haw Ha, that pic is hilarious, Zoo!!! :laughing:
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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