So I put on my blinker and look behind me. Red car, with about a full car lengths space between us (mind you, we are at 20mph here). So I begin my lane change.
As soon as I do, I see in my mirror this woman flooring it! My speed is up and if I go back into my lane I might hit the car in front, so I gun it to avoid her.
At that point, I'm thanking she didn't hit me. I wonder what goes through these people's minds? I'm sitting there shaking my head...grumbling about the mefirsts (oh, that is such a good catchphrase).
But little do I realize, this is not over! Looking in my rear, I now see the woman tailgating me. Then, she pulls back a little, slams on the gas, and almost hits me from behind! Well, she does this about 3 times! At this point I'm convinced she just murdered her 6 children in a bathtub somewhere, so my added death will only help her insanity plea so she can walk free.

Fortunately, the lanes around us had cleared substantially, I assume everyone was getting the heck away from us. So I pulled back into my previous lane, she gunned passed me, and I returned to the middle lane (the SUV behind her did not gas it when I attempted a lane change - what a nice fellow).
Anyway, thats my story for today
