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UPS Delivery

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:38 pm
by AUSTIN
A ups guy is delivering a package. When the door opens there is a 10 year old boy in the door way with popcorn on the T.V. in the background and he is wearing a trench coat, a fedora hat and has a cogar in one hand and a glass of brandy in the other.
The ups guy just stands in the doorway bewildered and manages to studder, ar...are your parents home little boy?
The boy looks at him and says "does it f---ing look like it?"

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:49 pm
by fireguzzi
:roll2:

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:38 pm
by BigChickenStrips
:roll2:

+1

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:44 pm
by Myself002
:laughing:

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:39 am
by Z (fka Sweet Tooth)
:laughing: :laughing:

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 5:45 pm
by rapidblue
:laughing: :laughing:

great stuff

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 12:16 pm
by DieMonkeys
What's a cogar? :?

Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:30 am
by Bx RedBull
DieMonkeys wrote:What's a cogar? :?
It's a cigar that allows you to blow out lines of smoke "I's" instead of rings of smoke "O's".

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:04 am
by NorthernPete
along the lines of a cogerette or a pope? (religeous conotations...ohhh)