Three in a bed...
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:50 pm
The "Fart Football" joke reminded me of this one...
A guy's long, long time best friend is staying the night with him and his wife at their lake house. There is only one bed in the place, and the floors are cold as ice, so they work it out to sleep in the same bed with the wife in the middle. Halfway through the night, the wife wakes up the friend and says "Make love to me now." The friend says "What-- I can't make love to my friend's wife, especially when he's sleeping right beside me." She says "He sleeps like a bear, we'll never wake him up. If you don't believe me watch this..."
Upon saying this, she reaches over and pulls a hair off her husband's "O Ring". The husband doesnt' flinch.
The friend, finally overcome with lust, makes love to the wife.
A while later, rejuvenated, he pulls another hair from the husband's "O Ring". Still no motion, so he makes love to the wife again.
Still later, on his 3rd wind, he pulls another hair from the "O Ring" and-- this time the husband wakes up and jumps out of bed. Terrified, the friend just looks up at his friend, with the naked wife between them.
The husband sees what's going on, and in a flash of anger yells-- "Hey, buddy, I don't care if you screw my wife. But quit using my "O Ring" as a scoreboard!!!!"
A guy's long, long time best friend is staying the night with him and his wife at their lake house. There is only one bed in the place, and the floors are cold as ice, so they work it out to sleep in the same bed with the wife in the middle. Halfway through the night, the wife wakes up the friend and says "Make love to me now." The friend says "What-- I can't make love to my friend's wife, especially when he's sleeping right beside me." She says "He sleeps like a bear, we'll never wake him up. If you don't believe me watch this..."
Upon saying this, she reaches over and pulls a hair off her husband's "O Ring". The husband doesnt' flinch.
The friend, finally overcome with lust, makes love to the wife.
A while later, rejuvenated, he pulls another hair from the husband's "O Ring". Still no motion, so he makes love to the wife again.
Still later, on his 3rd wind, he pulls another hair from the "O Ring" and-- this time the husband wakes up and jumps out of bed. Terrified, the friend just looks up at his friend, with the naked wife between them.
The husband sees what's going on, and in a flash of anger yells-- "Hey, buddy, I don't care if you screw my wife. But quit using my "O Ring" as a scoreboard!!!!"
