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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special
Forces.
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These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas
boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists:
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1. The season opened today.
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2. There is no limit.
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3. They taste just like chicken.
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4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or
Jesus.
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5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death
of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

LOL

toss in Maine in that list. We're probably the last northern state to allow guns in gunracks in vehicles.

you know your a red neck, when your gun rack...has a gun rack on it.

I think you're talking about these boys...

Haha, I've got the worst of it here. I'm surrounded by rednecks. And being that I grew up in California, I think I punched myself the first time I heard myself say "y'all"

Add Wisconsin in on that list too.

I once heard a nyc native say yall.

think about that for a minute...fran drescher accent....yall.

I'm still waiting on one to just break down and tell me they reckon the noise is comin from over yonder.

NorthernPete wrote:you know your a red neck, when your gun rack...has a gun rack on it.

to quote Stewart Gilligan Griffin.... "You Suck!"

I've lived all over the US and I've always used the word "yall". So I fit right in now that I'm in Charleston.

Def. add maine to that list ASAP bouy, yut.


Maine has two meanings for the word hole...

The regular hole and then theres...

"I thought billy had two snowmobiles?"

"He did but he hole both"