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#1 Unread post by thebighop »

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special
Forces.
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These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas
boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists:
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1. The season opened today.
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2. There is no limit.
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3. They taste just like chicken.
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4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or
Jesus.
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5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death
of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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#2 Unread post by Ninja Geoff »

LOL

toss in Maine in that list. We're probably the last northern state to allow guns in gunracks in vehicles.
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#3 Unread post by NorthernPete »

you know your a red neck, when your gun rack...has a gun rack on it.
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#4 Unread post by Gummiente »

I think you're talking about these boys...
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#5 Unread post by camthepyro »

Haha, I've got the worst of it here. I'm surrounded by rednecks. And being that I grew up in California, I think I punched myself the first time I heard myself say "y'all"
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#6 Unread post by Apitoxin »

Add Wisconsin in on that list too.
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#7 Unread post by roscowgo »

I once heard a nyc native say yall.

think about that for a minute...fran drescher accent....yall.

I'm still waiting on one to just break down and tell me they reckon the noise is comin from over yonder.

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#8 Unread post by bok »

NorthernPete wrote:you know your a red neck, when your gun rack...has a gun rack on it.
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#9 Unread post by DieMonkeys »

I've lived all over the US and I've always used the word "yall". So I fit right in now that I'm in Charleston.
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#10 Unread post by WheelieGrip »

Def. add maine to that list ASAP bouy, yut.


Maine has two meanings for the word hole...

The regular hole and then theres...

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"He did but he hole both"
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