Auction!

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poppygene
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Auction!

#1 Unread post by poppygene »

At the prestigious estate auction, bidding was intense and cutthroat. The room was filled with scowling men and women, each determined to exploit any advantage at the expense of another.

Without warning the auctioneer paused the sale and announced,

"A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000."

There was a moment's silence, and then from the crowd came the cry,

"Two thousand five hundred!"

:wink:
Let me get this straight... it's one down and four up, right?

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QuietMonkey
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#2 Unread post by QuietMonkey »

HUGE LAUGH! :lol:
"Zounds! Zorched by Zarches, Spaceman Spiff's crippled craft crashes on planet Plootarg!"

For Sale: Ninja 600 with parts bike, needs minor work, $30, no title... (GEE THAT DOESNT RING ANY WARNING BELLS DOES IT?)

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