The Good Ol' Boy Games
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:30 pm
he Olympic Games in Atlanta were tough to get tickets to. Three locals struck upon a scheme to sneak in pretending to be athletes.
The first grabbed a long pipe off his plumber's van and entered, telling the security officer: 'Johnson, pole vault.'
The second grabbed a hub cap out of his truck, and ran past the guard shouting: 'Billy Joe Anderson, discus.'
The last got a large roll of barbed wire from his truck, but was stopped at the gate when he said: 'Smith -- fencing.'
The first grabbed a long pipe off his plumber's van and entered, telling the security officer: 'Johnson, pole vault.'
The second grabbed a hub cap out of his truck, and ran past the guard shouting: 'Billy Joe Anderson, discus.'
The last got a large roll of barbed wire from his truck, but was stopped at the gate when he said: 'Smith -- fencing.'
