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Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 4:05 am**

Ruined Cowboy Lines

This puts Old West adages in a whole new perspective!....

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie (Brokeback mountain):

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 11:21 am**

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 2:44 pm**

oh man that was pretty funny.

JWF

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 2:46 pm**

Haha, that's great.

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 3:49 pm**

Small world , some one emailed me that list this morning

Regards, Wizz

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2006 2:56 am**

On the exact same theme, I received a different list....

I have not seen the Movie....But I think now the 'Gay Thing' has gone too far!

Gay Westerns now? Gimme a break!!!!

P.S. Homosexuals Motto: 'NEVER LEAVE YOUR MATES BEHIND'.