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What is a squid...

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 4:56 pm
by guitar guru
Thought this was kind of interesting and funny:

Definition of a squid

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:00 pm
by jmillheiser
Squid: ['Noun'] {slang, generally considered derogatory} is an irresponsible motorcyclist; generally associated with a new or reckless motorcyclist seen riding erratically and/or beyond his or her capabilities often without appropriate riding gear.

seems to be a pretty accurate description of a squid

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:20 pm
by BubbaGump
Hope you didn't miss the "Squid Purity Test" at the bottom....here's the link: http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm :laughing:

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:31 pm
by jmillheiser
I took it, I got a 74.

it said I am a halfway decent rider who is also a wise-"O Ring" and too narcassistic for my own good LOL. Hmm, im not narcassistic, but im definately a wise-"O Ring" LOL

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:17 pm
by guitar guru
BubbaGump wrote:Hope you didn't miss the "Squid Purity Test" at the bottom....
""You're speed is limited by:
a]Posted speed limits
b]Road conditions and visibility
c]Quantum Mechanics"

When you hit the horn button, people
[a] have no clue.
think it's just an old Toyota truck.
[c] think it's a runaway semi hauling fertilizer.
[d] think it's the Apocalypse.

After their first ride on a motorcycle with you, your friend
[a] thanks you and compliments your skills.
looks like a stunned rabbit.
[c] files a civil complaint.
[d] eats your cat."


lol

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:57 pm
by Skier
Image

Not mine, but entirely true.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:29 am
by Bugg
I really couldnt imagine shifting with sandals, hell I rode one block from the shop to my house with sneakers and I hated it...arrg metal on toes :wallbash:

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:07 am
by kabob983
Haha, good job Wikipedia!

I wonder who wrote that?

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:38 am
by camthepyro
jmillheiser
PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject:
I took it, I got a 74.

it said I am a halfway decent rider who is also a wise-"O Ring" and too narcassistic for my own good LOL. Hmm, im not narcassistic, but im definately a wise-"O Ring" LOL
I got a 73, but got the same comment thing.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:43 am
by DivideOverflow
I took that test and got an 86. " Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-"O Ring""

BTW, that test is mentally challenged.. there are very few normal answers available. I don't disagree with the result... however, the wise-assedness is mostly directed towards the stupid questions and answers available. There is a reason the average # of questions answered is 47 out of 115...